Bog tech support for holidaymakers: 230-volt is spot on for Brits, Europeans, Aussies and South Africans. Our American and Canadian mates get 115-volt (because they like to be different, don’t they?) 🔌🔋😉 — Pic © markuskrenn.com

Travelling from Central Europe? Any type G Cyprus travel adapter will work just fine for you. I picked this one up at the hotel shop. — Pic © markuskrenn.com

Cyprus tap water is perfectly safe for brushing your teeth. Cancel the bottled water ballet in the bathroom! 😂🥁😉 — Pic © markuskrenn.com

Oi, oi, health nut! 😎 Fancy a bit of hols in Cyprus? (Go on, say ‘yes’… 😉) Lovely jubbly! Even if you’ve been to Ayia Napa a few times before, you might still be wondering ‘Is Cyprus tap water drinkable?’ No worries, mate. I’ll give you the lowdown on whether Cyprus tap water is safe to sip straight from the tap or if bottled water’s the way to go.

https://markuskrenn.com/cyprus-tap-water/

BREAKING NEWS: Icarus hanging around at Ayia Napa Harbour promenade… just not too close to the dodgy sun this time. 😂🥁😉 (Google Maps Code XXJX+WMV) — Pic © markuskrenn.com

“Battle of Ayia Napa Monument” at Ayia Napa Harbour (Google Maps Code X2J3+V38). Here’s a bit of history for you: the battle was won by the heroic Greeks 🇬🇷back in 1826. 🪖🇬🇷🎖️And now for the important bit: these days, the only thing under fire is your skin. 😂🥁😉 Lather it up with SPF 50. — Pic © markuskrenn.com

“Family — the Guarantee of Peace Monument” at Ayia Napa Harbour (Google Maps Code X2M3+39). Hols diplomacy at its finest. Even a wobbly globe feels lighter when you share the load with your family. 😂🥁😉 — Pic © markuskrenn.com

BREAKING NEWS: posh sheiks spotted at the Polis Chrysochous Carnival 2024 in Cyprus (dosh’s all fake… but the laughs are real!). 😎🛢️💰 — Pic © Fabian Schäfer

Polis Chrysochous Carnival 2024 recovery plan for footballer: 1) Collapse onto the nearest chair. 2) Raise a glass (or two) to forgetting that tragic own goal, 3) … and for the love of all things holy, avoid eye contact with anyone dressed up as a cheeky lion 🦁⚽️🏟️ — Pic © Fabian Schäfer

POV: when your attacking players kit is on point but your defending is straight-up Polis Chrysochous Carnival 2024 mode. ⚽️🥅🎉 — Pic © Fabian Schäfer

POV: when you’re trying to blend in with the crowd at the Polis Chrysochous Carnival 2025 in Cyprus... but your stripes scream 'LOOK AT ME!' 🦓🥳🎉 — Pic © Fabian Schäfer

Who needs a knight in armour when you’ve got party spray at the Polis Chrysochous Carnival 2025 in Cyprus? 🤔💭😂 This Fiona’s not waiting for rescue… she’s too busy unleashing glittery shenanigans! — Pic © Fabian Schäfer

POV: when your pumpkin carriage is slightly more ‘DIY’ than Disney promised. This Cinderella’s ride runs on pure Polis Chrysochous Carnival 2025 spirit (and maybe a few wobbly wheels). 😂🥁😉 — Pic © Fabian Schäfer

Only got five days in Ayia Napa or Protaras, innit? No worries. I’ve got you sorted. There’s a proper bargain on — a 5-day pass for just €20 (≈£17). 😎🚍 — Pic © Markus

Pro tip: the bus stops in Ayia Napa and Protaras come with real-time QR codes 🚏🚍 — Pic © Markus Krenn