Man dodges defenders but can’t beat the stairs 😂

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Happy 21st birthday, Kobbie 🥳

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❗️ Michael Carrick is just two clean sheets away from matching Rúben Amorim’s total in the Premier League, with 5 games still to play.

• Carrick — 4 clean sheets in 12 games
• Amorim — 6 clean sheets in 47 games

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⚡️ Manchester United only needs to score 6 points in 5 games to guarantee their place in the Champions League.

Even less is possible if their competitors lose points.

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🔖 Michael Carrick has beaten 4/5 of the traditional @Premier League “Big Six”:

⚽️ Manchester City
⚽️ Arsenal F.C.
⚽️ Tottenham Hotspur
⚽️ Chelsea F.C.

❌ The only opponent still unbeaten is Liverpool F.C.

🗓 We face Liverpool on May 3.

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🔥 According to the leaks - Bruno made it into the @Premier League Team of the Year in FC26.

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Streets forget that we started this Arsenal downfall

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Matheus Cunha swapped Stamford Bridge for The Wave extending his surf session after the game! 🏄‍♂️😄

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📰 RB Leipzig are now asking for over €100m to part ways with Yan Diomande, reports Sky Sports.

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No @Premier League player has recorded more shots from inside the six-yard box this season than Casemiro (13). 🇧🇷

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📰🇧🇷 UOL: Manchester United plan a €40M bid for 16-year-old Eduardo Conceição soon, with talks already ongoing.

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Matheus Cunha ranks 2nd in the @Premier League for carries leading to a shot (32) and carries leading to a goal (3).

Shadow leader.

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Bruno Fernandes has created 48 more chances than any other player in the Premier League this season.

On another level creatively

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Real Madrid have no intention of selling Aurélien Tchouaméni.

No signals from the club suggest he’s available, reports Fabrizio Romano.

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🆕 Official: Chris Kavanagh has been appointed as the referee for Manchester United vs Brentford F.C..

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❗️ Ben Jacobs: Real Madrid want more than £70m for Aurélien Tchouaméni.

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🗣️ Fabrizio Romano:

Aurélien Tchouaméni will not leave Real Madrid this summer.

🚫 He is not for sale, and the door is closed for negotiations with any club.

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Bruno Fernandes has been nominated for PFA @Premier League Fans’ Player of the Month for March. 🇵🇹

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