The Mad Wizard
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Personal rantings of a Mad Wizard living in the woods. Nothing within should be construed as financial advice, do your own damn research smdh. The hat is for sale, offers starting at 1000 Ton :)
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Just one of those weeks
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πŸ”–πŸ”–πŸ”–πŸ”– under $59,000

@just πŸ“„
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Ah, yes. The financial modernday juggernaut America Online. What the fuck does AOL even DO in 2026? I thought they just shat out AI slop news. Dont you want to own a piece of one of the worst ISP's yo have died a miserable existance and then have its corpse puppeted by some hedgefund?
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🍴 Big IPO next week. Are you in?

Bending Spoons lists on Nasdaq June 30. You know their products: Evernote, Vimeo, WeTransfer, Eventbrite, Remini, StreamYard, AOL.

They take underperforming platforms with millions of existing users, rebuild them from scratch and make the business more profitable. The numbers back it up.

πŸ’΅ 2025 revenue: $1.31B, up 95%. Q1 2026: $601M, up 132%, already profitable. Target IPO valuation: $19B.

πŸͺ™ Submit your application and deposit funds. On IPO day you'll receive tokenized Bending Spoons shares.

βŒ›οΈ Applications close June 29, 15:00 UTC.

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So, let me get this right. Its Polymarket, but the contracts are perps? So you can buy a dumbshit position, hype it, sell the position, then get a cashout even if that position was wrong? Wow, what innovation 😐
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Pick a real-world event:

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Sell anytime to take profit, or hold to the end and collect if you're right

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Gifs got better!
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You may also notice that GIF search has improved.
You can now find relevant GIFs using almost any search term.

Most likely, Telegram has built its own GIF library from user-shared GIFs. However, be aware that some search results may contain 18+ content.

@telelakel
Interesting update 😳
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In the new Telegram Desktop Beta v6.9.4, you can now convert existing stickers into custom premium emoji.

Open your emoji pack, tap the "+" button, and select "Adapt from a Sticker".

You can also add existing emoji to a pack, as well as use stickers in the ".webp" format.

@telelakel | #tg_desktop
Take Me Home, Country Roads
John Denver
Happy birthday America. Feels more like a funeral though, so here is a little apocalypse music for ya.
Oh shit, anyone wanna give me like 200k stars to get a low model? 🀣
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NFT upgrades available
🎁 250⭐️— upgrade for 1000000⭐️

Monitor upgrade price changes at @GiftChangesUpdates


πŸˆβ€β¬› @GiftChanges β€’ GiftChangesVPN β€’ Portals ❀️ β€’ Tonnel πŸŒͺ
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MRKT was allegedly hacked bad

Remove funds and assets if you can

Stay safe