☠️ It’s the END for AI slop!

OpenAI has announced that Sora (an AI for generating videos and images) will soon be shut down.

Rumor has it that the company was spending $5 billion a year to maintain it.

✅ Highlights from the day:

👉 James Winn has once again gone short ($93,000) and is one step away from liquidation ($71,936 per BTC).

🙏 BlackRock believes that AI will be the driving force behind the next crypto bull run.

😢 Media reports indicate that Iran is rejecting the ceasefire terms offered by the U.S.

📉Trump’s approval rating has dropped to 36%.

🇷🇺A bill to legalize the cryptocurrency market in Russia will be submitted to the State Duma as early as next week.

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☕️ James Wynn is back and has been liquidated

This week, James opened positions with 40x leverage three times and was liquidated three times.

✅ Highlights from the day:

🤡 Trump: “The mission was supposed to take 4–6 weeks. It’s been 26 days, and the U.S. is well ahead of schedule.”

🍒 Coinbase and Fannie Mae will allow the use of BTC and USDC for payments on mortgages.

🛡 Trust Wallet now offers the ability to create AI agents.

💸 MARA sold 15,133 BTC ($1.1 billion).

👀 Solana Foundation CPO: In 2 years, 99.99% of transactions will be carried out by agents, bots, wallets, and projects based on LLM.

🇷🇺 Russia ranks second in terms of BTC hash rate share.

▪️ High APRs on stablecoins:

▸ Binance — 5.67% APR on USDC

▸ Bybit — 8.17% APR on USDT in Mantle Vault and 14.6% APR on XAUT (gold) in flexible staking.

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🤡 Trump extends his “ultimatum” to Iran

Overnight, Trump said that at Iran’s request he’s extending his promise not to strike power plants until April 6.

Negotiations are ongoing, and despite false claims from fake media and other sources, they’re going very well.

▪️ Meanwhile, according to WSJ, the Pentagon is considering sending 10,000 ground troops to Iran.

Makes you wonder how long Trump can keep promising a quick end to the conflict…

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💰 Polymarket has raised another $600M in funding

Meanwhile, it’s already been 1.5 years since the first mentions of a potential token launch…

✅ Interesting highlights of the day:

📉 BTC dipped ahead of the weekend, falling below $67,000.

👍 “Crypto czar” David Sacks has stepped down from his position.

🫡 The S&P 500 and Nasdaq dropped to 7-month lows.

👀 Tether is set to announce 3 major products over the next 3 weeks.

🐳 A whale sold 11,552 ETH ($23.42M), originally bought at $0.31 during the ICO.

📉 Yesterday saw $171M in outflows from BTC ETFs.

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🚀 Explosive crypto growth under Trump! Just… negative

At a recent conference, the U.S. president dropped another classic crypto take:

“$BTC is very powerful. A lot of people now want to pay you in crypto. The U.S. will, of course, become the number one Bitcoin and crypto nation in the world.”

Meanwhile, since Trump took office, $BTC is down 34%, and the crypto market has lost over $1.18T in market cap.

Mr. President, maybe let’s stop “winning” for just a second…

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👀 From $500 to $700,000 on a vulnerability in Polymarket

One trader discovered that Polymarket updates BTC contract prices more slowly than TradingView and CryptoQuant.

▪️ He wrote a script that places bets on events before Polymarket updates the BTC price.

In one month, he earned about $690,000 by betting only on events related to the BTC price.

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👍 Bypass the blocks — PAY

The Minister of Digital Transformation has asked mobile operators to introduce a fee for using more than 15 GB of international data per month on mobile networks.

✅ Highlights from the day:

🤡 Trump is negotiating with Iran and threatening to destroy all power plants, oil wells, and the island of Kharg.

🫡 Fed Chair: The Fed will not cut interest rates this year.

🛠 AAVE has released version 4 of its protocol.

🎩 Bitmine purchased 71,179 ETH ($147 million) last week.

😲 Binance will soon offer trading for CLUSDT, BZUSDT, and NATGASUSDT with up to 100x leverage.

😁 Strategy has suspended its weekly BTC purchases.

▪️ Exchange activities:

▸ ByBit Launchpool with $BASED.

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😳 The source code for Claude Code just leaked online

The code includes 20+ unreleased features: 24/7 agents, cross-session memory, and more.

Looks like we’re about to see some serious progress from other AI soon 😋

✅ Interesting stuff from today:

👀 Google warned that a future quantum computer could crack Bitcoin in just 9 minutes.

😎 Satoshi Nakamoto actually predicted the risk of quantum attacks back in 2010.

🤣 Trump: “Need oil? Go to the Gulf and take it.”

🧾 Iran says it will start targeting 18 US companies starting April 1.

🛠 Swift is developing an MVP of a blockchain-based payment system for banks.

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🧐 Another project just rugged itself

Today was the TGE of the EdgeX token (a derivatives platform).

▪️ But instead of real users, almost the entire drop got scooped up by a cluster of 26 wallets.

In total, they received about $140M worth of tokens.

Same old story… 🤡

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🤡 Trump’s gone full chaos and the markets with him

Last night, the US president said that “America could wrap up its military campaign in Iran within 2–3 weeks.”

On that news, US and Asian markets added $1.75T and $1T in market cap respectively.

▪️ But earlier, Trump had already claimed multiple times that:

▸ the US had already defeated Iran;
▸ the operation was ahead of the planned 4–6 week timeline;
▸ the conflict was basically over;
▸ the US and Iran were already in переговоры → talks.

Each time, markets pumped on those statements… then either got contradicted or turned out to be false — sending everything back down.

Either investors have goldfish memory, or the conflict really is nearing its end.

😢 — this won’t be any different
🤔 — the war is actually close to ending
💯 — just more dirty manipulation

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📉 The worst quarter for Bitcoin is finally over!

$BTC closed Q1 2026 down 22% — its worst Q1 performance since 2022.

However, March brought a 1.5% gain, breaking a five-month losing streak.

✅ Interesting highlights from today:

😱 OpenAI raised $122B at a $852B valuation.

🕊 Iran’s president said the country is ready to end the war.

🗑 A wallet holding 8,662 $ETH was hacked via social engineering — the attacker withdrew $1.7M in ETH through Thorchain and moved the funds to HitBTC.

👎 A Federal Reserve official called for stricter oversight of stablecoins.

❌ The Magic Eden wallet is switching to “withdraw-only” mode tomorrow, and the app will be removed from the App Store and Google Play.

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😮 $285M hack!

Last night, an unknown hacker breached Perp DEX Drift and started draining funds. So far, around $285M in various tokens has been stolen.

▪️The biggest chunks were in $JLP ($160M) and $USDC ($71M).

The latter, by the way, got criticized by ZachXBT for a slow response — the hacker was bridging $USDC to Ethereum via Circle for a couple of hours and swapping it into other tokens, and Circle didn’t manage to intervene (like freezing the funds in the wallet).

The situation is still unfolding. The team hasn’t released a post-mortem or an action plan yet, but traders have already jumped in.

At the start of the hack, $DRIFT dropped 30%, but on BitHumb it actually pumped about ~180% (in the KRW pair).

Quite the April Fools’ “gift” from hackers 😕

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🇷🇺 Getting ready to report on crypto!

A bill has been submitted to the State Duma that—if passed—will require tax residents to report the opening of foreign crypto wallets.

✅ Highlights from the day:

🤡 Trump blamed Iran for rising oil prices in the U.S. and added that he “built the strongest economy in history.”

💸 Metaplanet purchased 5,075 $BTC in the first quarter, bringing its total holdings to 40,177 $BTC.

🇹🇼 Analysts at the Bitcoin Policy Institute suggested that Taiwan hold $BTC as a reserve asset in case of a blockade by China.

⚖️ Coinbase’s General Counsel stated that, under the Clarity Act, the parties are close to reaching an agreement on stablecoin yields.

📉 The U.S. stock market lost $777 billion at the opening bell.

😁 Outflows from BTC and ETH ETFs resumed: $173 million and $7 million, respectively, over the past day.

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🤣 The RKN banned banks instead of Telegram

Telegram uses the MTProxy protocol, which mimics a connection to Russian services but actually routes traffic to Telegram.

This afternoon, the RKN likely tried to completely block this workaround, but we already know how that turned out 👍

✅ Highlights from the day:

😎 ZachXBT accused Circle of inaction and compliance violations.

✍️ Last night, 7 wallets made $3 million by manipulating the price of $XPL on Hyperliquid.

🥳 A solo miner mined a block and received 3.14 BTC.

🎩 The Ethereum Foundation staked $46.6 million worth of ETH.

🧾 The Russian Ministry of Finance proposes to exempt crypto exchanges and domestic crypto services from VAT.

🛠 Cursor 3.0 has been released, allowing multiple agents to run in parallel.

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🤡 Trump’s completely lost it

Last night, the U.S. president posted the following:

Iran will have “Power Plant Day” and “Bridge Day” on Tuesday — all at once. The world has never seen anything like it!!! Open the damn Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll end up in hell! Praise Allah.

By “days,” he’s referring to massive bombings of Iran’s power plants and bridges.

Trump also added that he expects to strike a deal by tomorrow — but if that doesn’t happen, he’ll consider the option to “blow everything up and take the oil.”

▪️What’s notable is that just last week Donald said he and the U.S. didn’t care about the Strait of Hormuz at all — and now he’s demanding it be opened with this level of эмоtion.

This latest “final Chinese warning” from Trump stands until April 7 — after that, we’ll get an ultra-final warning 👍

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🏆 A miner won $210,000 in the lottery!

An unknown miner mined a Bitcoin block single-handedly, a feat with odds of just 1 in 28,000.

✅ Highlights from the day:

🕊 The U.S. and Iran are discussing a 45-day ceasefire as a first step toward ending the war, but Trump has not yet approved it.

🫡 JPMorgan’s CEO warned that a war with Iran could fuel inflation and crash financial markets.

🤯 Hackers spent six months posing as fund employees and even spent $1 million to gain trust, only to ultimately hack Drift for $285 million.

🇨🇳 Chinese tax authorities urged banks to implement blockchain in the credit services sector.

🇷🇺Natalia Kaspersky stated that “VPNs can only be blocked along with the rest of the internet.”

💸 Last week, Strategy bought 4,871 $BTC, and BitMine bought 71,252 $ETH.

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🕊 The U.S. and Iran have agreed to a two-week ceasefire

In exchange for opening the strait, Trump agreed to suspend bombings and attacks on Iran for two weeks.

▪️ The next round of negotiations may take place as early as April 10 in Pakistan.

The United States of America will be helping with the traffic buildup in the Strait of Hormuz. There will be lots of positive action! Big money will be made.

Meanwhile, BTC is back above $71,000.

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❌ Iran has once again blocked the strait

Shipping has been halted due to Israeli strikes on Lebanon.

✅ Interesting bits from today:

😕 Pakistan’s Prime Minister: “Ceasefire violations are being reported, undermining the spirit of the peace process.”

😎 Durov: “We’re in a low-budget simulation. Nuclear warheads are too expensive to render.”

👀 Insiders made $600,000 betting on a ceasefire.

💰 Iran plans to charge $1 in BTC for every barrel of oil transported through the strait.

🤡 Based CEO advised shorting $BASED with 20x leverage at launch. The token dropped 56% in 10 days.

🛠 Fantom Opera network will be shut down on June 30.

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😱 It’s the end of the internet!

The creators of Claude have announced a new model — Mythos — which they’re reportedly afraid to release because it’s too smart.

Mythos outperforms their flagship Opus 4.6 in every benchmark. According to Anthropic, putting this kind of AI in the wrong hands could threaten the entire internet.

During testing, Mythos uncovered bugs that were 27 and 16 years old in a firewall OS and video encoding software, and even found critical vulnerabilities in the Linux kernel.

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😠 Trump profited from his own insider info again!

Just a few hours before the ceasefire with Iran was announced, someone shorted oil for $950 million.
After the announcement, Brent and WTI dropped 15%, bringing the lucky trader colossal profits.

✅ Highlights of the day:

😤 The TON network became 10x faster thanks to a new update.

🤥 Google's AI search lies in 10% of cases, leading to tens of millions of false answers per day.

✍️ The U.S. Treasury is preparing new requirements for stablecoin issuers: monitor suspicious transactions, block payments, and report criminal activity.

😒 Bithumb is suing users who refused to return $BTC after a $43 billion February error.

🇺🇸 The U.S. Treasury Secretary urged Congress to urgently pass the CLARITY ACT on crypto market regulation.

🗑 Decentralized GPU network Aethir has been hacked, according to PeckShield.

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🤡 The White House has expressed “grave concern” over insider trading!

It has also urged its staff “not to place bets” amid the war in Iran.

Meanwhile, legislation is being drafted in the U.S. to prohibit officials from profiting from insider trading.

✅ Highlights of the day:

😤 AlphaTON Capital plans to raise $43 million to develop Telegram’s Cocoon AI infrastructure.

😁 A Bitcoin researcher has developed a method for quantum-securing transactions without the need for a soft fork.

📉 Circle shares fell by 10% after analysts downgraded the company amid the Drift Protocol investigation.

🎰 A solo miner mined a $BTC block and received ~$222,000 in rewards (the probability of this happening is 1 in 100,000).

🏃 Binance is relocating employees from the UAE to Hong Kong, Tokyo, Kuala Lumpur, and Bangkok due to the military situation.

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