🎰 A taxi driver gambled away $2M in COVID relief funds!

Instead of running a business, he dumped it all into crypto — now he’s facing fraud charges, and prosecutors have already seized around 40 $BTC.

✅ Interesting stuff from today:

😨 42% of Americans expect a total collapse of the U.S. economy within the next 10 years.

📈 JPMorgan notes growing popularity of Hyperliquid as traders increasingly want to trade oil 24/7.

😱 Kalshi has raised over $1B in funding at a $22B valuation.

👮 Crypto exchange Gemini is being sued after its stock crashed from $32 to $6 in just six months post-IPO.

🚶 An ancient whale holding 2,100 BTC woke up after 14 years of inactivity — back in 2012, they bought it for about $14K, now it’s worth over $147M.

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☠️ Bots are about to flood the internet

Cloudflare’s CEO says that in just a couple of years, AI traffic will surpass human traffic.

Right now bots make up about 20% of the internet, mostly handling fraud and spam — but in the future, they’ll be doing everything.

Searching for flights, browsing the web, ordering products and etc.

▪️If social media is already struggling with bots, what happens next?

😢 — it’s only gonna get worse
🫡 — guess we’ll need passport login for the internet
🌭 — I am a bot

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A major boost for crypto 😮

U.S. senators and the White House have reached a broad agreement on the CLARITY ACT.

The CLARITY ACT is a crucial piece of legislation that establishes rules for the crypto market, removes legal uncertainties, and stimulates the industry’s growth.

The main issue right now is the yield paid on stablecoins, which is significantly higher than what banks pay for holding dollars on their balance sheets.

▪️ The passage of the CLARITY ACT is one of the most important and anticipated catalysts for the entire market’s growth this year.

At least some good news for crypto 🙏

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😁 Claim drop from Backpack

▪️ You can check you allocation and claim tokens here.

Once staked, the tokens will be added to the staking pool.
You can withdraw them from staking at any time within the week.

💡 There are no announcements regarding the listing yet.

On the ByBit premarket, $BP is trading at $0.27

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🤔 Iran denies talks with Trump

Iran’s Foreign Ministry dismissed claims about negotiations, saying that in the coming days Trump should be watching only the sky, market charts, and oil prices.

✅ What stood out today:

😳 Strategy is planning to raise $21B to buy BTC.

😱 Trump liquidated James Wynn’s short.

🎩 Bitmine bought 65,341 ETH ($139M) last week.

😁 Strategy picked up 1,031 BTC ($77M).

💸 Telegram paid off bond debt from five years ago.

▪️ High APR on stables:

▸ MEXC — 15% APR on $USDT and 12% APR on $USDC.

▸ Bybit — 7.85% APR on $USDT and 5.8% APR on $USDC.

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💳 A one-man show — 3,000% PUMP

In just 1.5 months, $SIREN jumped from $0.08 to $3+.

An unknown token kept climbing against the entire market — so what’s behind it?

▪️ Pretty simple — over 88.5% of the token supply is controlled by a single market maker.

The MM is basically trading with itself, constantly pushing the price up.

EmberCN suspects this pump might be driven by DWF Labs.

By the way, yesterday DWF’s CEO tweeted: “We are sooo back” 👍

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😨 Insiders are exposing Trump!

From a newly created wallet, someone placed over $159,000 total on the following outcomes:

The US and Iran will NOT reach a ceasefire by March 31;
US troops will NOT enter Iran by March 31 or by April 30.

✅ Interesting highlights from today:

🔥 The CEO of BlackRock says “asset tokenization is the new internet for finance.”

🇦🇺 An Australian pension fund managing $105B is considering investing in crypto.

📉 Bitlayer’s $BTR token dropped 80% in a single day.

😢 The latest version of the Clarity Act bans rewards for simply holding stablecoins.

🤔 Rumor has it the war in Iran will end on April 9 so Trump can receive the Israel Prize (the country’s highest state award).

👮 The US Senate is investigating MrBeast for adding crypto to his app for teenagers.

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🕊 Is the war in Iran ending?

Media reports say Iran is ready to consider US proposals on how the conflict moves forward.

Not just a ceasefire is on the table — they’re even talking about a full end to hostilities.

The news sounds positive, BUT at the same time, amphibious ships carrying 2,200 US Marines are heading to the Middle East, expected to arrive by Friday — right when Trump’s ultimatum expires.

He also claimed that “Iran has nothing left, we’re freely moving around Tehran,” though that might’ve been before he took his pills 🌚

▪️So yeah, as usual, nothing is really clear — what do Middle East experts think?

🗿 — this is gonna drag on
🕊 — ending soon
😁 — no idea, but alts are doomed anyway

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☠️ It’s the END for AI slop!

OpenAI has announced that Sora (an AI for generating videos and images) will soon be shut down.

Rumor has it that the company was spending $5 billion a year to maintain it.

✅ Highlights from the day:

👉 James Winn has once again gone short ($93,000) and is one step away from liquidation ($71,936 per BTC).

🙏 BlackRock believes that AI will be the driving force behind the next crypto bull run.

😢 Media reports indicate that Iran is rejecting the ceasefire terms offered by the U.S.

📉Trump’s approval rating has dropped to 36%.

🇷🇺A bill to legalize the cryptocurrency market in Russia will be submitted to the State Duma as early as next week.

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☕️ James Wynn is back and has been liquidated

This week, James opened positions with 40x leverage three times and was liquidated three times.

✅ Highlights from the day:

🤡 Trump: “The mission was supposed to take 4–6 weeks. It’s been 26 days, and the U.S. is well ahead of schedule.”

🍒 Coinbase and Fannie Mae will allow the use of BTC and USDC for payments on mortgages.

🛡 Trust Wallet now offers the ability to create AI agents.

💸 MARA sold 15,133 BTC ($1.1 billion).

👀 Solana Foundation CPO: In 2 years, 99.99% of transactions will be carried out by agents, bots, wallets, and projects based on LLM.

🇷🇺 Russia ranks second in terms of BTC hash rate share.

▪️ High APRs on stablecoins:

▸ Binance — 5.67% APR on USDC

▸ Bybit — 8.17% APR on USDT in Mantle Vault and 14.6% APR on XAUT (gold) in flexible staking.

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🤡 Trump extends his “ultimatum” to Iran

Overnight, Trump said that at Iran’s request he’s extending his promise not to strike power plants until April 6.

Negotiations are ongoing, and despite false claims from fake media and other sources, they’re going very well.

▪️ Meanwhile, according to WSJ, the Pentagon is considering sending 10,000 ground troops to Iran.

Makes you wonder how long Trump can keep promising a quick end to the conflict…

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💰 Polymarket has raised another $600M in funding

Meanwhile, it’s already been 1.5 years since the first mentions of a potential token launch…

✅ Interesting highlights of the day:

📉 BTC dipped ahead of the weekend, falling below $67,000.

👍 “Crypto czar” David Sacks has stepped down from his position.

🫡 The S&P 500 and Nasdaq dropped to 7-month lows.

👀 Tether is set to announce 3 major products over the next 3 weeks.

🐳 A whale sold 11,552 ETH ($23.42M), originally bought at $0.31 during the ICO.

📉 Yesterday saw $171M in outflows from BTC ETFs.

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🚀 Explosive crypto growth under Trump! Just… negative

At a recent conference, the U.S. president dropped another classic crypto take:

“$BTC is very powerful. A lot of people now want to pay you in crypto. The U.S. will, of course, become the number one Bitcoin and crypto nation in the world.”

Meanwhile, since Trump took office, $BTC is down 34%, and the crypto market has lost over $1.18T in market cap.

Mr. President, maybe let’s stop “winning” for just a second…

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👀 From $500 to $700,000 on a vulnerability in Polymarket

One trader discovered that Polymarket updates BTC contract prices more slowly than TradingView and CryptoQuant.

▪️ He wrote a script that places bets on events before Polymarket updates the BTC price.

In one month, he earned about $690,000 by betting only on events related to the BTC price.

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👍 Bypass the blocks — PAY

The Minister of Digital Transformation has asked mobile operators to introduce a fee for using more than 15 GB of international data per month on mobile networks.

✅ Highlights from the day:

🤡 Trump is negotiating with Iran and threatening to destroy all power plants, oil wells, and the island of Kharg.

🫡 Fed Chair: The Fed will not cut interest rates this year.

🛠 AAVE has released version 4 of its protocol.

🎩 Bitmine purchased 71,179 ETH ($147 million) last week.

😲 Binance will soon offer trading for CLUSDT, BZUSDT, and NATGASUSDT with up to 100x leverage.

😁 Strategy has suspended its weekly BTC purchases.

▪️ Exchange activities:

▸ ByBit Launchpool with $BASED.

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😳 The source code for Claude Code just leaked online

The code includes 20+ unreleased features: 24/7 agents, cross-session memory, and more.

Looks like we’re about to see some serious progress from other AI soon 😋

✅ Interesting stuff from today:

👀 Google warned that a future quantum computer could crack Bitcoin in just 9 minutes.

😎 Satoshi Nakamoto actually predicted the risk of quantum attacks back in 2010.

🤣 Trump: “Need oil? Go to the Gulf and take it.”

🧾 Iran says it will start targeting 18 US companies starting April 1.

🛠 Swift is developing an MVP of a blockchain-based payment system for banks.

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🧐 Another project just rugged itself

Today was the TGE of the EdgeX token (a derivatives platform).

▪️ But instead of real users, almost the entire drop got scooped up by a cluster of 26 wallets.

In total, they received about $140M worth of tokens.

Same old story… 🤡

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🤡 Trump’s gone full chaos and the markets with him

Last night, the US president said that “America could wrap up its military campaign in Iran within 2–3 weeks.”

On that news, US and Asian markets added $1.75T and $1T in market cap respectively.

▪️ But earlier, Trump had already claimed multiple times that:

▸ the US had already defeated Iran;
▸ the operation was ahead of the planned 4–6 week timeline;
▸ the conflict was basically over;
▸ the US and Iran were already in переговоры → talks.

Each time, markets pumped on those statements… then either got contradicted or turned out to be false — sending everything back down.

Either investors have goldfish memory, or the conflict really is nearing its end.

😢 — this won’t be any different
🤔 — the war is actually close to ending
💯 — just more dirty manipulation

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📉 The worst quarter for Bitcoin is finally over!

$BTC closed Q1 2026 down 22% — its worst Q1 performance since 2022.

However, March brought a 1.5% gain, breaking a five-month losing streak.

✅ Interesting highlights from today:

😱 OpenAI raised $122B at a $852B valuation.

🕊 Iran’s president said the country is ready to end the war.

🗑 A wallet holding 8,662 $ETH was hacked via social engineering — the attacker withdrew $1.7M in ETH through Thorchain and moved the funds to HitBTC.

👎 A Federal Reserve official called for stricter oversight of stablecoins.

❌ The Magic Eden wallet is switching to “withdraw-only” mode tomorrow, and the app will be removed from the App Store and Google Play.

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😮 $285M hack!

Last night, an unknown hacker breached Perp DEX Drift and started draining funds. So far, around $285M in various tokens has been stolen.

▪️The biggest chunks were in $JLP ($160M) and $USDC ($71M).

The latter, by the way, got criticized by ZachXBT for a slow response — the hacker was bridging $USDC to Ethereum via Circle for a couple of hours and swapping it into other tokens, and Circle didn’t manage to intervene (like freezing the funds in the wallet).

The situation is still unfolding. The team hasn’t released a post-mortem or an action plan yet, but traders have already jumped in.

At the start of the hack, $DRIFT dropped 30%, but on BitHumb it actually pumped about ~180% (in the KRW pair).

Quite the April Fools’ “gift” from hackers 😕

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