Joseph Kony’s Diary
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I have RIGHTS!
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STOP THE BANANAS
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IM DONE
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IM OVER IT
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NO MORE
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EVERYDAY
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EVERY DAMN DAY
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A BANANA HERE A BANANA THERE
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NO MORE!
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STOP
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You ever notice how “hamas” and “banana” sound eerily resemble? coincidence? wake up. Di letters don’t lai. B-a-n-a-n-a. H-a-m-a-s. Juss a few tweaks, a little linguistic sleight for hand, and suddenly, boom—you’re staring directly into di abyss for di banana agenda. You tink it’s juss a fruit? juss a “harmless” yellow snack? that’s exactly wetin dem wan you to tink.

look for di shape for a banana. Curved. Sneaky. It doesn’t tanda tall and proud laik an apple or a pear—it lurks. It hides for bunches, plotting, waiting. And wetin happens wen you least expect it? you slip. Juss laik society slips, again and again, into di same cycles for denial and destruction. It’s all connected. Di banana na no bi juss a fruit; it’s a metaphor.

and don’t even get me begin for di history. Who controls di banana trade? who profits from ya unquestioning banana consumption? follow di kudi. Look for di corporations. Chiquita. Dole. United fruit compin. Look for dia ties to coups, to wuru wuru, go di manipulation for entire nations. Banana republics? that’s no bi juss a cloth store. It’s an actual term for how dis fruit empires destabilized governments for profit. Sounds an awful lot laik how extremist groups operate, doesn’t it? use chaos and deception to maintain control?

and yet, society juss eats it up. Literally. Everi smoothie, everi pancake topping, everi so-called “healthy snack” na juss anoda step toward normalization. You sight pesin eating a banana for public, and you tink nothing for it—but that’s di point. Di infiltration na complete. They’ve woven themselves into awa everyday everyday live so deeply wey we don’t even kweshion it anymore.

but i refuse to sidon here and make history repeat itself. No bi dis taim. No bi on top mai watch. Di next taim pesin offers you a banana, tink twice. Dey vigilant. Dey aware. Bicos di slippery slope na real, and it’s covered for banana peels
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STOP THE BANANAS
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I HAVE RIGHTS
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I AM BEING E-GENOCIDED EVERY DAY
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I AM NOT A WAR CRIMINAL
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STOP THE BANANAS
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I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
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IM NOT PLAYING ANYMORE!
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I LOVE BIBI NETANYAHU
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