they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

i'm completely unattracted to men and i love my job. and i hate hanging out with friends

the way mike yells "jessicaaaa!!!!" in this scene would have landed him the role of stanley in a college production of a streetcar named desire because his line delivery immediately reminded me of STELLLAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! he would eat that uppppppp plus he already got a tanktop and i'm sure he's the fucking marlon brando of the until dawn campus #cuntildawn