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Can you see the “f*ck you” in my smile?
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I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.
No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullsh*t.
I would like to confirm that I do not care.
In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.
Row, row, row your boat gently the f*ck away from me.
Bitch, please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.
You’re not a model. You’re a b*tch with a smartphone and 50 editing apps.
💞💞💞𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑉𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒'𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝐼 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑀𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑙.💞💞💞
Can you see the “f*ck you” in my smile?
“Go to hell”, oh honey, where do you think I came from?
There’s no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
It is so weird being my own role model.
My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
People say I act like I don’t care. I’m not acting.
If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
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