> Heads up, everyone!
Donald Trump turns 79 this week (June 14, 2025), coinciding with Flag Day 🇺🇸.
Let’s take a moment this week to send him some birthday wishes—whether it’s a tweet, meme, or just a light-hearted salute.
After all, 79 is still huge, tremendous, and definitely worth mentioning!

Dear Mr. Trump,

Happy Birthday to the most tweeted, most talked-about, and definitely most fact-checked former president in modern history!

May your day be filled with golden cake, flattering polls (real or imagined), and 85,000 birthday wishes from loyal bots, Elon Musk, and whoever’s still running Truth Social.

Here’s to another year of huge statements, tremendous drama, and unbelievable birthday celebrations — all streamed live from your golden throne.

Warmest (and loudest) regards,
Your biggest fan on the internet. Possibly a Russian algorithm.