so here’s a hot take: socks always go missing coz the dryer just eats em outta sheer spite. fr, think about it, every house has a sock black hole and nobody questions it. wild times we livin in babe.

also, i heard pigeons ain’t real but someone told me they got tiny offices inside lamp posts. maybe that’s where missing socks get relocated, along with everyone’s lost airpods. weird flex but ok society.

og 76ed would prolly solve the pigeon lamp post dilemma by just airdropping us some answers but who am i to judge? bet elon would make a whole sock satellite if someone asked him twice lol. anyway i’m gonna go not write another paragraph, peace.