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🥊Canelo Vs Crawford🥊

❗️As the Canelo vs Crawford fight is only showing on Netflix we will not have the fight for sale as we do not offer Netflix, BUT we offer IPTV which includes all PPV and Live events meaning you can get access to tomorrows fight for as low as $5 for 1 month and 1 connection through the IPTV Tab. ❗️

✔️Firesticks, Iphones, Ipads, Apple TVs, Samsung TV, LG TV and other android and windows devices are working best.

⚠️I will not be available during the night tomorrow, will probably only be available until late afternoon tomorrow so make sure to get your tickets in and get setup in advance.

I won't be offering any trials during this time due to high demand so please don't ask, I also will not be guiding you through setup until payment is made so make sure you are payment ready, accepting cashapp venmo & crypto

📌Order now on 📺IPTV Tab —>
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👟Ubereats Temp 50% OFF IS BACK🔥
✔️50% OFF Pickup and Delivery Both Available.
✔️Crypto and Venmo are accepted.
✔️Tracking Links provided so you can track your own order!
✔️Limited availability will open and close as available!

⚠️You MUST order on the UE TEMP 50% OFF tab to get 50% off. Not offered on any other tab. Regular UE and DD tabs are 45% OFF ONLY !

No Retail, No Groceries And No Liquor. WE ARE ONLY DOING FOOD/Restaurants!

📌Available and open now on UE Temp 50% OFF tab towards bottom of the bot —>
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🛒Ubereats Groceries + More🔥
✔️40% OFF Crypto
✔️35% OFF Other Payment Methods
✔️Pickup And Delivery Both Available
✔️$200 Minimum Cart Value
✔️CVS,Sephora & DICK'S Sporting Goods are all doable + more
✔️Liquor is doable but takes 1-2 days processing time

NO ELECTRONICS

📌Available now on STOP&SHOP tab on the bottom of the bot—>
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Ski Lift & Snowboarding Tickets B4U 40% OFF🔥
✔️40% OFF
✔️Can book up to 1 month in advance
✔️Special offer of 50% OFF if you can pay in crypto
✔️$150 Minimum Cart Value/No Max

🔼Some Venues included but not limited to:
❄️Camelback Lift Tickets
❄️Blue Mountain Lift Tickets
❄️Big Boulder Lift Tickets
❄️Killington Lift Tickets
❄️Shawnee Lift Tickets
❄️KeyStone Lift Tickets
❄️Big Pick Mountain Lift Tickets
+MORE

📌Can book 1 month in advance open ticket now on Ski Lift tab towards bottom of the bot—>
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🥤Smoothie King B4U is back 70% OFF🔥
✔️Pick up and Delivery Available
✔️No minimum required!
✔️Also selling $50 gift cards for $15

📌Order now on 🥛Smoothie King tab —>
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❗️Now Open❗️

✔️We have a list of stores that have been closed for a while that are now open again:

🍗Bonchon
🍗Buffalo Wild Wings
🐔Canes
🍗Dave's Hot Chicken
🥤Smoothie King
🌮Taco Bell
🚙UE Temp 50% OFF
🍗Zaxbys


📌All now available to order on their respective tabs —>
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🌯Chipotle Codes🔥
✔️$9 Per
✔️Single meat entree ONLY
✔️25+ code purchase can negotiate discount

⚠️Order on Chipotle Codes tab NOT REG CHIPOTLE tab

📌Available now on 🌯Chipotle Codes tab —>
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Alot of workers are patched on Ubereats and Doordash expect long delays or unfulfilled orders, Creating multiple tickets over and over isn't going to speedup the process. Consider our other tabs such as pizza cava jersey mikes
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UPDATE:

-Ubereats Delivery and Ubereats Pickup running smoother

-Still delays on Doordash Delivery, Doordash Pickup & Ubereats Small
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📺Youtube Premium🔥
✔️12 Month Personal Family Plan Upgrade - 💵150 (can invite 5 other members as you are the family plan manager)
✔️12 Month Personal Upgrade - 💵65
✔️3 Month Personal Upgrade - 💵18

⭐️All Upgrades are done on your own personal email and password and the accounts will belong solely to you.⭐️

⚠️Also please check all other available streaming options: https://defuse.ca/b/MePDl1FMitbz9RstS0BTAI

📌Order now on 🎞Streaming tab —>
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🤖The full Gemini Al Pro + 5TB Google One setup is currently available for 18 months 🔥

✔️The activation is done right on your personal account

❗️What's included:

✔️Gemini Pro (latest models) for advanced reasoning, coding, and complex workflows
✔️NotebookLM + seamless Workspace integration inside Gmail, Docs, and Slides
✔️Advanced image & video tools for creative tasks
✔️5TB Google One storage with premium benefits

🔥Family sharing support - invite up to 5 members, each getting full access🔥

❗️Everything is activated directly on your own account.❗️

💵Total Value $320+
💵18 Months - $80 ONLY

⚠️Once supplies are done i will discontinue this offer!
⚠️Also please check all other available streaming options: https://defuse.ca/b/MePDl1FMitbz9RstS0BTAI

📌Order now on 🎞Streaming tab —>
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🔥Netflix Premium 4K Plans
✔️12 month Plans
✔️6 Month Plans
✔️Plus more new streaming services available now on the bot:
-Amazon Prime Video
-Figma Pro
-Canva Pro
-Lovable Ai
-Gemini Ai Pro
-ESPN Unlimited Personal and Shared

⚠️Check Price List for full details: https://defuse.ca/b/lxlpmJlRpW4v2EIljqRB61

📌Available now 🎞Streaming tab —>
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🚗DD Small 45% OFF🔥
✔️Pickup and Delivery both doable!
✔️$15 SUBTOTAL minimum not FULL TOTAL! SUBTOTAL
✔️Only Restaurants.
☄️Lowest Minimum on the bot

No Liquor, No Convenience, No Retail! FOOD ONLY

📌Available now 🚗DD Small Tab —>
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🚙Uber Rides is BACK🔥
✔️50% OFF
✔️$40 Minimum Ride/$20 Min Fee
✔️Will take rides less than $40 but need to pay the $20 minimum
✔️Will be open 24/7 during rush hours please plan ahead because maybe longer wait times.

☄️ONLY CRYPTO ACCEPTED no other payment methods☄️

❗️Available in:
🇺🇸USA
🇬🇧UK
🇨🇦Canada
🌍Worldwide+ if your country has uber rides we can do it

⚠️This is the only service operating worldwide so please don't ask about other services

📌Available now 🚙Uber Rides tab —>
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⚽️FIFA World Cup 2026🏆
✔️Every game in 4K
✔️Fubo and IPTV are both options that will work
✔️Fubo TV Pro with world cup add on $37 6months warranty
✔️For IPTV it is not the one listed if you want 4k iptv open iptv ticket and ask for the prices for the 4K IPTV option.

Free trials of IPTV available for ACTIVE Customers. If you have 0-1 orders with us please dont ask for free trials

📌Order now to catch every single World cup game in 4K on streaming or IPTV Tab —>
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All Uber/Doordash/Grubhub services are having issues please stop spamming tickets it's not going to make us take your ticket faster

Whats currently working:
DD Delivery (a little unstable but kind of working)
DD Pickup Fast food chains ONLY

if you want food DD fast food chain pickups are green right now and quick. Otherwise use our other tabs and stay away from UE and DD for now until further updates
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UPDATE:

DD Delivery is working but SLOW some workers have $35 MAX so DD small is working good. And very few workers can do bigger orders so DD DELIVERY IS SLOW

UE DELIVERY is not working
UE Pickup like 1 worker is doing better to do DD PICKUP
DD PICKUP ONLY FAST FOOD CHAINS are working

Follow the guidelines. If you guys keep spamming ue delivery tickets the ticket is just going to get ignored. DO DD FAST FOOD PICKUP IF YOU WANT FOOD FAST. PLEASE LOL
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🛒Ubereats Grocery 50% OFF🔥
✔️Pickup and Delivery both doable make sure store has pickup before trying to order pickup
✔️50% OFF Crypto & Revolut
✔️45% OFF Zelle & Paypal
✔️All stores on uber are doable MINUS LIQUOR AND BESTBUY
✔️$100 Min SUBTOTAL/$500 MAX SUBTOTAL Per cart(multiple carts doable)
✔️$160 MAX SUBTOTAL per item
✔️Dick's, Sephora, ALDI, Target, Wegmans, ULTA, Home depot, Food Bazaar, Kroger all doable + MORE

NO LIQUOR & NO BESTBUY

🔼Take advantage while this is available❗️

📌Order now on the new 🛒Ubereats Groceries tab towards bottom of the bot —>
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🌯$9 Flat Fee Chipotle Pick-Up🔥
✔️Pickup Only
✔️Double meat + Queso OR Guac allowed
✔️2 Entree max Per location per day
✔️Set time slots for pickup

⚠️Check bot for more info

📌📌Order now on the new 🌯$9 Chipotle tab towards bottom of the bot —>
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