When Starmer was elected four years ago I said he was so wooden that birds nested on him. And he hasn’t changed since. Apart from the droppings

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LOVE, LABOUR’S LOST!
Keir Starmer has the charisma of a dead fish. A bloater

A view from the fishmonger’s slab, shooting fish in a barrel, Richard Vice and the Conform Party and the greatest war crime since WW2

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FLAMEPROOF
‘I’m like Corbyn’s older, tougher, rougher brother’

Corbyn admitted he was too kind. Unlike him I will not be brought down by the chatterati in their North London dinner parties and their dubious online portals

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#MOATS MENU 341
Standing on the beaches screaming at the breaches

Labour has just welcomed the most savage right-wing extremist into the party. No surprise. What next for Ukraine? And dancing in the street one day in Gaza, dead the next

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LABOUR, THE DEAD PARROT SKETCH
Labour. Neo-fascists welcome

The morality-free husk who joins them for the corn, or the ermine. And will no one stop Israel from ‘mowing the lawn’ and selling the land?

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TIMES THEY ARE CHANGING
They’re all sounding like me now in parliament, says George

‘Labour MPs fall silent when I speak, as the wildebeests do when there’s a predator on the prowl’

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DUTCH AUCTION
You wouldn’t put a dog in some of the UK military accommodation

Labour won’t agree to the Tories plan for 2.5% of GDP on defence because when their election manifesto is published they’ll promise 3%

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ROLAND RAT
And they’re off and swimming!

Rishi ‘Rat’ and sinking ship. Sunak said he had a plan, but he didn’t even consult the weather forecast

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COMMONSENSE SOCIALISM
‘We are the ghost of what Labour used to be’

Labour is a metropolitan liberal party, it’s not a labour party. It appeals to middle-class, plural pronounists, wokesters and kimchi connoisseurs

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FINANCIAL CONSCRIPTION
INTERVIEW: ‘The UK has been involved in seven covert wars in last decade.’ Lowkey

Lowkey quotes suffragette Sylvia Pankhurst. ‘If we are real revolutionaries and join the Labour Party these gentlemen will expel us.’ Prescience

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