Sounds legit. 👌🐵 https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-creates-genetic-smallpox-vaccine?s=w

Good night, Telegram friends. Do not fret. Embrace your inner stoic monkey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86g1aop6a8

May 25: Russia says it will not leave the WHO on its own initiative. May 26: WHO gives Russia another excellent reason to leave. May 31: ?????? LEAVE ALREADY ???????

April 10, 2021: Alexander Gintsburg, Russia’s Anthony Fauci, says he believes Sputnik V will provide lifelong immunity against “COVID-19.”

April 10, 2022: Gintsburg instructs Russians to get re-vaccinated every six months, forever, and suggests it would be totally fine to inject yourself with two boosters at the same time.

SAFE & EFFECTIVE. 🤝

Please no. Please. (TASS)

Russia has its own Davos—the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum—and this year’s agenda is going to vaporize the Federal Reserve. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/mass-vaccination-and-climate-change?s=w

Good night, friends. During these strange and precarious times we must aim for playful co-existence with the world, as the Igor Moiseyev Ballet masterfully demonstrated in this YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM24SQR45RY

Famous fraud Alexander Gintsburg will soon begin testing his unproven genetic slurry on Russian children aged 6-11. "Sputnik-M" has zero long-term safety data. In February, a Duma deputy warned the Russian government was risking "demographic damage" by not demanding more accountability from Gintsburg and other clot-shot fanatics.

Good night, friends. Stay vigilant against the infected monkeys and genetic slurries. Until tomorrow — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUBVEKzsZ-k

Russian law enforcement agencies and "large companies" are excited about a new "covert screening" system that uses facial recognition and social media activity to identify "potential threats to society." 🙃

Russia’s federal agency for “human wellbeing,” Rospotrebnadzor, proudly announced on Thursday that it had “received requests from the countries of the [Eurasian Economic Union] and the WHO European Region for advisory and practical assistance in countering the spread of the monkeypox virus, including the use of Russian test systems." https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-offers-to-give-monkeypox-pcr?s=w

Have a restful evening, friends. Remember: they can't inject us all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8BoMs45uRM

In a recent interview, Alexander Gintsburg, the big-brain behind Russia's unproven genetic slurry, said he wanted to create a special smallpox/monkeypox shot for those who are "immunocompromised... pregnant women [and] small children." 🙊🙊

Whatever happens next: We wish you Promising Economic Indicators and Success in Money-Making. Remember: buy high, sell low. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/super-sanctioned-russia-economic?s=w

Soul-crushing biosecurity: It's what every country on earth craves! (TASS)

Have a glorious Saturday, friends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zObEz1WDmSk

There have been many interesting Virus-related hot scoops from the Motherland so we have decided to compile a highlights reel, in blog-form, for your reading pleasure. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/a-farewell-to-face-diapers?s=w

Russian health minister Mikhail Murashko, a member of the WHO's Executive Board, has instructed his countrymen to get revaccinated every six months. 💉💉💉

Nine out of ten doctors agree: in order to survive cold-like symptoms, sometimes it is necessary to permanently damage your internal organs with antiviral drugs. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russias-selfless-covid-pill-profiteers?s=w

"Hey, I have an idea: let's create a database to track the vaccination status of all children in Russia." Uh, please don't do this?

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a giant Q-tip swabbing your body-holes—forever. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-and-the-eternal-pandemic?s=w