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TV BRICS (Russian state media): South Africa tells WEF that it will prioritize sustainable development during its G20 presidency.

It's like a multipolar haiku. ❤️
Russia's Constitutional Court has ruled that it's perfectly legal to coerce millions of Russians to get injected with an experimental genetic drug to stop the spread of positive PCR tests. [rbc.ru] 🫠
On a frigid January morning, village co-conspirator Ekaterina knocked on Anna Yegorovna’s door and asked for an impromptu interview.

Anna Yegorovna, who lives just up the road from the Edward Institute for Village Studies HQ, graciously agreed. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/people-have-become-boring
It’s been almost a year since our last VILLAGE MAYHEM post, which makes no sense because it’s basically non-stop mayhem in the village.

Time for a long-overdue MAYHEM update. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/village-mayhem-i-misgendered-my-cat
The Sirius Federal Territory, a former suburb of Sochi, intends to fast-track the use of robots, artificial intelligence, biometric technologies, and the digital ruble in markets and restaurants, Parlamentskaya Gazeta, the official newspaper of Russia’s Federal Assembly, reported on Friday.

https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russias-model-town-to-fast-track
How will Moscow protect the Multipolar World Order from the Satanic West after Donbass’ rare earth metals are liberated by Haliburton? M-A-R-S (with Elon Musk).

https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-to-denazify-mars-with-elon
March 15, RT: “HTS and its foreign recruits have unleashed an unspeakable wave of violence against Alawite, Christian, and Druze communities. Entire villages have been erased, their inhabitants slaughtered in the dead of night. Yet, as these horrors unfold, the world remains indifferent, and the silence of international powers only emboldens the perpetrators.”

March 20, TASS: “Russian President Vladimir Putin confirmed Russia's readiness to develop practical cooperation with the Syrian leadership on all issues on the agenda … ‘Russia's continued readiness to develop practical cooperation with the Syrian leadership on the entire range of issues on the bilateral agenda in order to strengthen traditionally friendly Russian-Syrian relations was confirmed,’ Peskov said.” 😐
On a chilly March afternoon, Edward Institute for Village Studies (EIVS) co-founder Ekaterina requested an audience with villager Tatyana Dmitrievna. The 73-year-old Veteran of Labor chose to stand for their entire 40-minute meeting.

The resulting conversation was meticulously translated by Ekaterina, who by popular demand has graced us with another Village Interview. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/singing-without-teeth
Chickenhof can accommodate at least 1 Hobbit-sized person. Please email me for availability and rates. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/a-palace-fit-for-poultry
The cabin itself was unexceptional as far as abandoned village houses are concerned. The windowpanes showed signs of distress, the roof was sprinkled with holes, and the front door was AWOL. Inside, the décor was standard: a few pieces of dilapidated furniture complimented by soiled linen, miscellaneous grime-caked cutlery, and empty bottles of vodka and beer left behind by teenagers, or squatters, or teenage squatters.

There was nothing remarkable about it, until we found photographs lying on a stained, Soviet mattress. And suddenly, the gutted one-room cabin came to life. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/at-the-tomb-of-the-unknown-villager
I am pleased to present the second installment of the Edward Institute for Village Studies’ (EIVS) new Netflix series, At the Tomb of the Unknown Villager.

The time capsule I opened in this episode was full of surprises. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/i-found-the-villages-secret-cigarette
"We still supply nuclear fuel to the US. Why? Because it is profitable." — Vladimir Putin (source: interfax.ru)
Alexander Gintsburg wants to develop a new vaccine to protect the world from a Simpsons episode. 🐈💉 [source: RT]