Have a restful evening, friends. Until tomorrow — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiX1GJZS0qc

Russia's Federal Service for Surveillance on Consumer Rights Protection and Human Wellbeing (Rospotrebnadzor) has developed a genetic smallpox vaccine. While Russia already has 3 registered smallpox vaccines, these drugs can cause unpleasant side effects, the agency expertly explained. Rospotrebnadzor reassured the public that its new vaccine, created in less than 30 days (???), was safe and effective. 🐵

Sounds legit. 👌🐵 https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-creates-genetic-smallpox-vaccine?s=w

Good night, Telegram friends. Do not fret. Embrace your inner stoic monkey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86g1aop6a8

May 25: Russia says it will not leave the WHO on its own initiative. May 26: WHO gives Russia another excellent reason to leave. May 31: ?????? LEAVE ALREADY ???????

April 10, 2021: Alexander Gintsburg, Russia’s Anthony Fauci, says he believes Sputnik V will provide lifelong immunity against “COVID-19.”

April 10, 2022: Gintsburg instructs Russians to get re-vaccinated every six months, forever, and suggests it would be totally fine to inject yourself with two boosters at the same time.

SAFE & EFFECTIVE. 🤝

Please no. Please. (TASS)

Russia has its own Davos—the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum—and this year’s agenda is going to vaporize the Federal Reserve. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/mass-vaccination-and-climate-change?s=w

Good night, friends. During these strange and precarious times we must aim for playful co-existence with the world, as the Igor Moiseyev Ballet masterfully demonstrated in this YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM24SQR45RY

Famous fraud Alexander Gintsburg will soon begin testing his unproven genetic slurry on Russian children aged 6-11. "Sputnik-M" has zero long-term safety data. In February, a Duma deputy warned the Russian government was risking "demographic damage" by not demanding more accountability from Gintsburg and other clot-shot fanatics.

Good night, friends. Stay vigilant against the infected monkeys and genetic slurries. Until tomorrow — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUBVEKzsZ-k

Russian law enforcement agencies and "large companies" are excited about a new "covert screening" system that uses facial recognition and social media activity to identify "potential threats to society." 🙃

Russia’s federal agency for “human wellbeing,” Rospotrebnadzor, proudly announced on Thursday that it had “received requests from the countries of the [Eurasian Economic Union] and the WHO European Region for advisory and practical assistance in countering the spread of the monkeypox virus, including the use of Russian test systems." https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-offers-to-give-monkeypox-pcr?s=w

Have a restful evening, friends. Remember: they can't inject us all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8BoMs45uRM

In a recent interview, Alexander Gintsburg, the big-brain behind Russia's unproven genetic slurry, said he wanted to create a special smallpox/monkeypox shot for those who are "immunocompromised... pregnant women [and] small children." 🙊🙊

Whatever happens next: We wish you Promising Economic Indicators and Success in Money-Making. Remember: buy high, sell low. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/super-sanctioned-russia-economic?s=w

Soul-crushing biosecurity: It's what every country on earth craves! (TASS)

Have a glorious Saturday, friends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zObEz1WDmSk

There have been many interesting Virus-related hot scoops from the Motherland so we have decided to compile a highlights reel, in blog-form, for your reading pleasure. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/a-farewell-to-face-diapers?s=w

Russian health minister Mikhail Murashko, a member of the WHO's Executive Board, has instructed his countrymen to get revaccinated every six months. 💉💉💉

Nine out of ten doctors agree: in order to survive cold-like symptoms, sometimes it is necessary to permanently damage your internal organs with antiviral drugs. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russias-selfless-covid-pill-profiteers?s=w