We'll be back shortly please stand by https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/village-mayhem

You had Russia-related questions. Here are some answers. Have a wonderful Friday 🤝https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/answers-to-famous-russian-riddles

When asked about the vaccine’s safety, Gamaleya’s director said that the benefits of mRNA “therapeutic” vaccines outweigh the potential risks. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-is-developing-an-mrna-cancer

The multipolar world order is going to be MEGA-TAGGED 🤝😎 https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/you-will-be-tagged-and-you-will-love

Why was Ritter's Russian sponsor arrested by the FSB? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/justice-for-scott-ritter-and-his

In a livestream with RT's Fiorella Isabel, Scott Ritter said that his close friend and Russian sponsor Alexander Zyryanov, who was arrested by the FSB hours before Ritter was scheduled to travel to St. Petersburg, had been targeted as part of an internal power struggle and "doesn't deserve to spend one day in jail". "All I'm asking people to do is start asking questions", Ritter said. (His comments start around the 13:45 mark.) His remarks were made approximately 1 hour after we filed our report about Zyryanov's curiously timed arrest. What a coincidence! Full report on Ritter's latest comments coming soon.

Ritter channels his inner Slavsquat! Very cool. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/scott-ritter-wants-you-to-start-asking

VillageLeaks https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/a-heart-warming-telegram-from-the

TASS sent an orphan (?) into the bowels of the Gamaleya Center, with predictable results. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/father-of-sputnik-v-tells-russian

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
NOVGOROD-BASED EDWARD INSTITUTE FOR VILLAGE STUDIES INVENTS NEW TYPE OF SANDWICH.

"Pay with a smile" technology is SAFE and CONVENIENT https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/friendly-banker-declares-russia-world

Journalist Iurie Roșca is facing jail time in Moldova on clownishly cooked-up charges (real crime: having unauthorized opinions that inconvenience the space lizards). Do not let these weirdos silence Iurie! (Read our July 2023 interview with him, and then read our follow-up chat from February.)

Game-changing updates from Novgorod's top-rated institute of higher village learning. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/im-digging-a-top-secret-village-tunnel

Please put on some PPE and make sure to double-mask because you are about to expose yourself to dangerous levels of retarded UN-approved word salad.

https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/is-russia-becoming-too-sustainable

Moldovan lawmaker Bogdat Ţîrdea: “Are there witnesses? No! There is evidence? No! Then what is it? Well, there is a burning desire to convict Iurie Roșca so that he will stop coming out with his criticisms. It is a case that has been dragging on for so long…” https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/seven-years-in-prison-for-refusing

“Now we need to take the next step, namely: move to a broader, full-scale implementation of the digital ruble in the economy, in business activities and in the financial sector,” Putin said during a meeting on economic issues. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/putin-calls-for-full-scale-implementation

A special audio dispatch! https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/how-many-village-potatoes-do-you

I recently had a delightful chat with Hrvoje Morić about all sorts of unfortunate things, like the Not War and YouTube Experts.

More uplifting topics, such as the joys of cow milk, were also mentioned. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/it-is-unlikely-that-brics-will-fix

This is not okay. https://telegra.ph/Today-I-was-sentenced-to-6-years-in-prison-08-02