Please give a warm welcome to the newest addition to Team Slavsquat: Susan the kitten! The village mice are already fleeing in abject terror 🐈🐈🐈
We'll be back shortly please stand by https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/village-mayhem
Edward Slavsquat
VILLAGE MAYHEM
Please bear with me
You had Russia-related questions. Here are some answers. Have a wonderful Friday 🤝https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/answers-to-famous-russian-riddles
Edward Slavsquat
Answers to famous Russian riddles
Nika & Edward answer some of your Russia-related questions
Ultimately, the conference aims to help usher in an extremely sustainable world order based on carbon credits, biometric cattle tags, and expensive hookers. 👌🍾🥂
https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/multipolar-world-order-converges
https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/multipolar-world-order-converges
Edward Slavsquat
Multipolar World Order converges on St. Petersburg to take PCR tests & chat about sustainable development
ST. PETERSBURG INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC FORUM 2024 BEGINS! HYPE!!!!!
When asked about the vaccine’s safety, Gamaleya’s director said that the benefits of mRNA “therapeutic” vaccines outweigh the potential risks. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-is-developing-an-mrna-cancer
Edward Slavsquat
Russia is developing an mRNA cancer vaccine
The serum uses "mRNA technologies like the Pfizer and Moderna COVID-19 vaccines", Gamaleya Center director Alexander Gintsburg told Russian media
The multipolar world order is going to be MEGA-TAGGED 🤝😎 https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/you-will-be-tagged-and-you-will-love
Edward Slavsquat
You will be tagged and you will love it
The multipolar world will be the most convenient world in world history
Why was Ritter's Russian sponsor arrested by the FSB? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/justice-for-scott-ritter-and-his
Edward Slavsquat
Justice for Scott Ritter (and his Russian sponsor who was arrested by the FSB)!
Two friends harassed by two spook states. Or is something else going on here?
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In a livestream with RT's Fiorella Isabel, Scott Ritter said that his close friend and Russian sponsor Alexander Zyryanov, who was arrested by the FSB hours before Ritter was scheduled to travel to St. Petersburg, had been targeted as part of an internal power struggle and "doesn't deserve to spend one day in jail". "All I'm asking people to do is start asking questions", Ritter said. (His comments start around the 13:45 mark.) His remarks were made approximately 1 hour after we filed our report about Zyryanov's curiously timed arrest. What a coincidence! Full report on Ritter's latest comments coming soon.
Ritter channels his inner Slavsquat! Very cool. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/scott-ritter-wants-you-to-start-asking
Edward Slavsquat
Scott Ritter wants you to "start asking questions" about Alexander Zyryanov's arrest
He made this request one hour after we started asking questions about Zyryanov's arrest. Coincidence or fate?!
TASS sent an orphan (?) into the bowels of the Gamaleya Center, with predictable results. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/father-of-sputnik-v-tells-russian
Edward Slavsquat
Father of Sputnik V tells Russian child scary bedtime story about anti-vaxxers
Inject 'em while they're young. (Sponsored by the Ministry of Education.)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
NOVGOROD-BASED EDWARD INSTITUTE FOR VILLAGE STUDIES INVENTS NEW TYPE OF SANDWICH.
NOVGOROD-BASED EDWARD INSTITUTE FOR VILLAGE STUDIES INVENTS NEW TYPE OF SANDWICH.
"Pay with a smile" technology is SAFE and CONVENIENT https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/friendly-banker-declares-russia-world
Edward Slavsquat
Friendly banker declares Russia world leader in "pay with a smile" technology
Herman Gref is turning frowns upside down!
Journalist Iurie Roșca is facing jail time in Moldova on clownishly cooked-up charges (real crime: having unauthorized opinions that inconvenience the space lizards). Do not let these weirdos silence Iurie! (Read our July 2023 interview with him, and then read our follow-up chat from February.)
Geopolitika
The well-known Romanian patriot Iurie Roșca is in danger of being imprisoned! - Geopolitika
Distribuieby PhD Calistrat M. Atudorei The Moldovan lackeys of globalism are rushing intensely these days to silence Iurie Roșca, as […]
Game-changing updates from Novgorod's top-rated institute of higher village learning. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/im-digging-a-top-secret-village-tunnel
Edward Slavsquat
I'm digging a top secret village tunnel
Exciting updates from Novgorod's best unaccredited village research institute
Please put on some PPE and make sure to double-mask because you are about to expose yourself to dangerous levels of retarded UN-approved word salad.
https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/is-russia-becoming-too-sustainable
https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/is-russia-becoming-too-sustainable
Edward Slavsquat
Is Russia becoming TOO sustainable?
Perhaps
Moldovan lawmaker Bogdat Ţîrdea: “Are there witnesses? No! There is evidence? No! Then what is it? Well, there is a burning desire to convict Iurie Roșca so that he will stop coming out with his criticisms. It is a case that has been dragging on for so long…” https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/seven-years-in-prison-for-refusing
Edward Slavsquat
Seven years in prison for refusing to be a government bootlicker?
Iurie Roșca may pay a high price for inconveniencing our oligarch-overlords
“Now we need to take the next step, namely: move to a broader, full-scale implementation of the digital ruble in the economy, in business activities and in the financial sector,” Putin said during a meeting on economic issues. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/putin-calls-for-full-scale-implementation
Edward Slavsquat
Putin calls for "full-scale implementation" of digital ruble
The Bank of Russia's CBDC has proven its "efficiency and functionality"
I recently had a delightful chat with Hrvoje Morić about all sorts of unfortunate things, like the Not War and YouTube Experts.
More uplifting topics, such as the joys of cow milk, were also mentioned. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/it-is-unlikely-that-brics-will-fix
More uplifting topics, such as the joys of cow milk, were also mentioned. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/it-is-unlikely-that-brics-will-fix
Edward Slavsquat
It is unlikely that BRICS will fix this
A chat with Geopolitics & Empire about our cattle-tagged garbage world
This is not okay. https://telegra.ph/Today-I-was-sentenced-to-6-years-in-prison-08-02
Telegraph
Today I was sentenced to 6 years in prison
Dear friends, Today, August 2, I was sentenced to 6 years in prison. Thus, my activity as a journalist, editor, and politician was appreciated at the highest level by the globalist circles that control the power in my country, the Republic of Moldova. In…