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Soon Russian adolescents will have their own "updated" Sputnik "vaccine". [source: TASS]

Trust the plan. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/a-perfect-opportunity-for-putin-to

Edward explores his Novgorod village https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhR1cg6VbiA

DISCUSS https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/is-putin-going-to-sack-shoigu

Check out the treasure I found in my village attic. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/ive-inherited-a-lifetime-supply-of

Attention all Russia scholars: Now you can receive an advanced degree in embezzlement and soul-crushing privatization from Anatoly Chubais' Tel Aviv-based Center for Russian Studies. Apply today! 🙃 [source: nakanune.ru]

YOU ARE INVITED TO ASK QUESTIONS. Have a joyous Friday https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/perchance-you-have-russia-related

Only Russian lawmakers who tested negative for the Virus will be allowed to attend Putin's inauguration.😷😷😷 [source: TASS]

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN? https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/putin-judo-chops-shoigu

No. Just: no. I'm sorry but "no". https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/maybe-shoigu-was-actually-promoted

“Before 2030, [5G] pilot zones will appear in every subject of the Russian Federation, and in 16 cities with more than 1 million residents, commercial networks will provide services on fifth-generation networks,” Deputy Head of the Ministry of Digital Development of the Russian Federation Dmitry Ugnivenko said on Saturday at the Russia exhibition and forum.

In addition, the deputy minister said that it is planned to create a unified Internet of Things (IoT) network, which will allow managing remote sensors and ensuring data collection remotely without human intervention, collecting “big data” into a single infrastructure. [source: Interfax]

Checkmate. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/unified-surveillance-platform-will

178 cases of FLiRT have been detected in Russia. 😷🫠

We'll be back shortly please stand by https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/village-mayhem