knudsen in nature, finding out how beans will change the world in 2 weeks time.

another stealth snapshot in the books.

1 dread=1 bean
1 brothko=1 bean
1 buddee=1 bean

grateful as fuck to those that buy and hold the deplorable shit that pours from my fingers. so fucking back doesn’t begin to describe just how over.

bean claim will open on the 23, they will be fully fuckable, and unlock either everything or nothing. the first ever founder to use beanz as a mechanism for BUILDING a strip mall from the lips and holes of a generation

mother fucking beans alpha.

-claim opens tomorrow at 11 am est
-claim closes friday at 11 am est
-claim will be the same as buddeez, you can mint to vault from any wallet
-1 buddee, dread, brothko=1 bean
-who knows what happens after
-a big fucking thank you to all

a little less than a fucking hour

until we are all so fucking back

some are calling it the greatest bean burning event in the history of nfts. actually in the history of art itself.

on thursday, alphonso knudsens adult bookstore and novelty shop opens. where customers can exchange beans for hardcore materials. a small breakdown of fully fuckable assets at the store and the beans they will require.

there is no mint end date. beans can be exchanged eternally.

gristle buddee v.0: 2 beanz
steve harvey punk: 5 beanz
meat yeti: 10 beanz
fuckable glitch skull: 20 beanz
coin! everything!: 42 beanz
meathereum rock: 169 beanz

beanz can be bought and sold here: https://opensea.io/collection/shiddy-beanz

bean redemption is FUCKING live

the levels of back truly to not begin to describe just how fucking over.

stoked to see a bunch of you fuckers in marfa, will have a small batch of shirts made up for people who participate in this depraved relay

if you’re interested in it, would show up fairly early on friday for the shiddy fair