🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US Department Of War Claims Iran's New So-Called Not-So-Supreme Leader Is Currently Wounded And Likely Disfigured.

THIS IS THE MOST “WAIT WHAT??” WAR UPDATE YET 😳🤯📡

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🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Michael Saylor’s Strategy Treasury Reveals New Data Showing 738,731 Bitcoin Worth $52.7 Billion While Tom Lee's Bitmine Holds 4,534,563 Ethereum Worth $9 Billion.

SAYLOR AND TOM COLLECTING BTC & ETH LIKE POKÉMON CARD 🤯⚡🧡

🚨🚨BREAKING:🇺🇸 President Donald Trump Says The U.S. Central Command Carried Out One Of The Most Powerful Bombing Raids In Middle East History Targeting Iran’s Kharg Island.

Trump Says U.S. Forces Destroyed All Military Targets On The Island But Deliberately Did Not Strike The Oil Infrastructure.

However, Trump Also Said He Will Reconsider That Decision If Iran Does Anything To Interfere With The Free And Safe Passage Of Ships Through The Strait Of Hormuz, Which Iran Is Clearly Doing Right Now.

He Warned That The U.S. Could Wipe Out The Island’s Oil Facilities If Those Disruptions Continue.

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Bitcoin Emerges As Only Positive Asset While Nasdaq, Gold And S&P 500 Drop Since Start Of US Iran Conflict.

BITCOIN HATERS SAID BTC WOULD CRASH FIRST… FULL CLOWN SHOW 🤡🧡

Top Assets Performance Since Start Of US-Iran Conflict:

✅ Bitcoin +7.2%
🟥 Nasdaq -2.4%
🟥Gold -3.2%
🟥 S&P 500: -3.5%

(Data From Feb 28 Open To Mar 13, 2026 Closing Price)

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🇨🇳 Top US Corporate Bitcoin Holdings Strongly Outnumber China As Trump Pushes Clear Vision To Make America The World Crypto Capital.

THEY LAUGHED AT BITCOIN… NOW CORPORATIONS ARE BUYING 🧡🏦🤯

Top Corporate Bitcoin Holdings: 📊

🇨🇳 China Based Companies:

🔴 Next Technology Holding Inc: ₿ 5,833
🔴 Nano Labs: ₿ 1,000
🔴 Yueda Digital Holdings: ₿ 819
🔴 SOS Limited: ₿ 803

🇺🇸 United States Companies:

🔵 Strategy: ₿ 761,068
🔵 MARA Holdings: ₿ 53,822
🔵 Twenty One Capital: ₿ 43,514
🔵 Bitcoin Standard Treasury Co.: ₿ 30,021

The gap is massive. US corporations currently dominate corporate Bitcoin reserves, while Chinese firms hold a much smaller share.

Source: BitcoinTreasury

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🚨🚨BIG BREAKING: 🇺🇸 FIFA Announces YouTube Partnership Allowing Broadcast Partners To Stream First 10 Minutes And Select Matches During 2026 World Cup.

TURNING EVERY MATCH INTO VIRAL CONTENT 😳⚽🏆

FIFA has announced a partnership with YouTube ahead of the 2026 World Cup. Under the deal, official broadcast partners can stream the first 10 minutes of every match on their YouTube channels and also stream select full matches for the first time.

Media partners will also be able to post extended highlights, behind-the-scenes footage, shorts, and video-on-demand content. FIFA will also give some global creators access to produce stories and content related to the tournament.

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

🇺🇸 US FED LEAVES RATES UNCHANGED AT 3.5-3.75%

@cryptocrunch

🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Elon Musk Tesla Holds 11,509 Bitcoin Worth $823M While Jack Dorsey Block Inc Owns 8,883 BTC Worth $636M In Corporate Bitcoin Treasury.

HATERS CALLED IT A SCAM… CORPORATES HOLD BILLIONS NOW🤯🧡

Public records confirm Tesla holds 11,509 Bitcoin while Block Inc maintains 8,883 Bitcoin. Their combined digital treasury exceeds ~$1.4B, reflecting significant institutional asset preservation strategies by Elon Musk and Jack Dorsey.

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US Top Five Bitcoin Spot ETFs Now Hold Over 1.22 Million BTC Worth ~$84.46 Billion Representing ~5.8% Of 21 Million BTC Supply That Will Ever Exist.

MORE THAN 5 PERCENT SUPPLY NOW IN ETF HANDS..WOW 😳🤯

US top five Bitcoin spot ETFs now hold 1,221,604.3 BTC (~1.22 Million), with a total value of about ~$84.46 billion.

This amount represents approximately 5.82% of the total Bitcoin supply (21M) that will ever exist, highlighting the growing share of Bitcoin held within these major exchange-traded funds in the United States market today.

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇲 🇮🇷 Bitcoin Outperforms Gold Since US-Iran War Began February 28, Validating Digital Gold Narrative So Far.

DOUBTERS SHOCKED AS BTC HOLDS STRONG IN CHAOS 😳🟠🤯

🟠 Bitcoin
📈 +6.17%
📍 $65,878 → $69,940*

🟡 Gold
📉 -13.5%
📍 $5,274.64 → $4,562*

📅 Data Range: February 28, 2026 → March 20*, 2026

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇯🇵 🇺🇸 US Vs Japan Financial Comparison Shows US Dominates in GDP ($30.6T vs $4.2T) And Public Companies Bitcoin Holdings (41,048 vs 1.08M BTC).

JAPAN CLOSER THAN MOST PEOPLE THINK 👀👍🧡

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇨🇳🇬🇧 US GDP Jumps Nearly 3X To $30.6T While China Explodes Nearly 19X To $19.4T Leaving UK $3.96T Far Behind Since 2000 To 2025.

THREE ECONOMIES, THREE VERY DIFFERENT STORIES 😮 🤯

Top Economies by Nominal GDP:

🇺🇸 United States 🦅
🗓️ 2000: $10.2T
📅 2025: $30.6T

🇨🇳 China 🐉
🗓️ 2000: $1.22T
📅 2025: $19.4T

🇬🇧 United Kingdom 🇬🇧
🗓️ 2000: $1.67T
📅 2025: $3.96T

Source: worldometers dot info

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $3.6T Apple Now Worth Approximately 4 Times Walmart ($960B) The World’s Largest Supermarket Chain Company In Market Cap Comparison.

APPPLE MARKET CAP DOMINANCE ON FULL DISPLAY 😳🍏👑

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Nvidia Led By Jensen Huang And Bitcoin Created By Satoshi Nakamoto Outperform Tesla Meta And Block In Last 10 Year Returns Data.

RETAIL REALIZING WHAT THEY SHOULD’VE HELD 🥲🤯😂

Top Performing Assets (10-Year Returns);

🟢 Nvidia — +21,690%
🟠 Bitcoin — +16,900%
🔴 Tesla — +2,530%
🔵 Meta — +431%
⚫ Block — +360%

📊 Data as of: 25/03/2026, 11:00 UTC
📍 Source: CompaniesMarketCap

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇲 Satoshi Nakamoto Remains Bitcoin's Biggest Known Owner with 1.1 Million BTC (~$76 Billion) Ahead of Big American Institutions & ETF's Like Coinbase, BlackRock, and Strategy.

ALL LOOK SMALL NEXT TO SATOSHI HOLDINGS 😳💎🙌

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