🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Pennsylvania Senator Dave McCormick Discloses New Bitcoin ETF Purchases as Total for 2025 Approaches $1M While Overseeing US Digital Assets Policy.

HE MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING OTHERS DON'T KNOW 😳🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇲 Big Short Investor Michael Burry Says Bitcoin Is Worthless Calls $100,000 Price Ridiculous And Reveals Big Short Against Nvidia.

DISBELIEF HAS NEVER STOPPED INNOVATION! 👀😳

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇨🇭🇺🇸 Bank Of International Settlements Calls Bitcoin Potential Hedge Against Currency Weakness Globally.

HEDGE STATUS ISN’T A MEME ANYMORE 👀🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇨🇦 🇩🇪 Canada And Germany Selling of Gold And Bitcoin Too Early Created Two Of The Most Embarrassing Financial Decisions In History.

TOP COSTLY FINANCIAL MISTAKES 👀😅

In 1965 Canada sold ~1,023 tonnes of gold for $1.15B (worth ~$149B today)

In 2024 Germany sold ~50,000 BTC for 2.2B (today worth $4.4B+)

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇹🇭 Thailand To Accept Bitcoin From Tourists Via DigiPay, Converting Crypto To Baht For Spending To Boost Tourism.

SPENDING BTC ON HOLIDAY JUST GOT REAL 🤯🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $64B Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong Says Bitcoin Helps Strengthen USD By Creating Market Discipline Against Inflation And Excessive Deficit Spending

BITCOIN CHECKS THE MONEY PRINTER AND SPENDING 🖨️🤯🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BIG BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump Media Announces DJT Crypto Token Distribution To Companies Shareholders Issuing One Token Per Share.

WALL STREET GETTING A NEW TOKEN 👀🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $7 Trillion Charles Schwab Says “We Have A Plan To Launch Spot Bitcoin And Crypto” In 2026, Saw 400% Traffic Increase On Its Crypto Site Last Year.

BITCOIN IS ONBOARDING WALL STREET 👀🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇰🇷 South Koreans Move $110 Billion (160T Won) In Crypto From Local To Offshore Exchanges Due To Regulatory Restrictions Says Tiger Research Report.

$110 BILLION JUST LEFT THE ROOM 🤫

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🎭 17 Years Ago Today Satoshi Nakamoto Officially Launched Bitcoin To The World Making A Way For New Asset Class.

A NEW ASSET CLASS WAS BORN TODAY ✅🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US President Donald Trump Posted On Truth Social About A Large-Scale Strike Against Venezuela And The Detention Of Venezuela’s Leader, Nicolas Maduro.

Details To Follow And There Will Be A News Conference At 11 A.M. At Mar-A-Lago 📍

WHATS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD 👀

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 Massive U.S. Airstrikes Video Against Military Targets In Caracas, Venezuela.

Dozens Of U.S. Helicopters Are Flying Above The Venezuelan Capital City

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 Breaking: 🇻🇪 🇺🇲 First Photo Released Of Nicolás Maduro In U.S. Custody.

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🇻🇪 Venezuela Nicolás Maduro Regime Holds Up To $60 Billion In Hidden Bitcoin From Looted Gold And Oil Assets, Zeroheadge Reports Claim.

$60 BILLLION IN HIDDEN BITCOIN 👀 🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇻🇪 🇦🇪 Venezuela Dominates Oil Reserves With 303 Billion Barrels Beating UAE’s 113 Billion While UAE Holds 6,420 Bitcoin And Venezuela 240 Bitcoin.

THREE HUNDRED THREE BILLION BARRELS… WOW 🛢️👀🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇯🇵 Japan Finance Minister Satsuki Katayama Declares 2026 "Digital Year" Backs Bitcoin Listings On Stock And Commodity Exchanges For Public Access.

BITCOIN GOES MAINSTREAM IN JAPAN 🙌🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨Michael Saylor’s Journey From 2013 Bitcoin Doubt To 2026 Market Dominance With Over 3% Of Supply Now Worth $62.5 Billion.

In 2013: Bitcoin Days Are Numbered. ❌

In 2026: Hodl Over 3% Of Total Bitcoin Supply (~$62.5B in BTC). ✅

THE CONVICTION FLIP WAS WILD 🤯🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BIG BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Senator Cynthia Lummis Criticizes The US Government After A Report Reveals The Selling Of $6.3M Worth Of Bitcoin.

THIS IS HOW CONFUSION LOOKS LIKE 👀😵💫

More Details: A Recent Report Reveals That The U.S. Marshals Service (USMS) Has Sold Approximately $6.3 Million Worth Of Bitcoin That Was Paid To The U.S. Department Of Justice (DOJ) By Samourai Wallet Developers Keonne Rodriguez And William Lonergan Hill As Part Of Their Guilty Plea Agreement.

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $1.6T Morgan Stanley Files First Ever Spot Bitcoin And Solana ETFs With SEC As US Crypto ETFs Volume Crosses $2 Trillion.

BITCOIN GRAND ENTRY INTO WALL ST. 👀🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch