🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇦🇺🇬🇧 🌐 G20 Nations Will Establish Strategic Bitcoin Reserves Soon Coinbase CEO Says Live On Fox Interview.

G20 NATIONS ARE COMING FOR BITCOIN 👀🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: Pantera Capital CEO Says "Bitcoin Price Will Squeeze Up Like A Watermelon" As Countries Race To Buy.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH COINS HE SAYS 🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🌍 Bitcoin Gold Mcap Ratio Falls To 1:18 As Bitcoin Remains Early At $1.77 Trillion Versus $31.3 Trillion Gold Market Cap in 2025.

BITCOIN IS STILL EARLY GOLD 👀🏃💯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🎄 Merry Christmas, everyone! We hope your days are filled with joy, comfort, and time with the people who matter most.

For anyone struggling or having a tough time, we’re thinking of you and sending love. You’re not alone. ❤️

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Pennsylvania Senator Dave McCormick Discloses New Bitcoin ETF Purchases as Total for 2025 Approaches $1M While Overseeing US Digital Assets Policy.

HE MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING OTHERS DON'T KNOW 😳🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇲 Big Short Investor Michael Burry Says Bitcoin Is Worthless Calls $100,000 Price Ridiculous And Reveals Big Short Against Nvidia.

DISBELIEF HAS NEVER STOPPED INNOVATION! 👀😳

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇨🇭🇺🇸 Bank Of International Settlements Calls Bitcoin Potential Hedge Against Currency Weakness Globally.

HEDGE STATUS ISN’T A MEME ANYMORE 👀🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇨🇦 🇩🇪 Canada And Germany Selling of Gold And Bitcoin Too Early Created Two Of The Most Embarrassing Financial Decisions In History.

TOP COSTLY FINANCIAL MISTAKES 👀😅

In 1965 Canada sold ~1,023 tonnes of gold for $1.15B (worth ~$149B today)

In 2024 Germany sold ~50,000 BTC for 2.2B (today worth $4.4B+)

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇹🇭 Thailand To Accept Bitcoin From Tourists Via DigiPay, Converting Crypto To Baht For Spending To Boost Tourism.

SPENDING BTC ON HOLIDAY JUST GOT REAL 🤯🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $64B Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong Says Bitcoin Helps Strengthen USD By Creating Market Discipline Against Inflation And Excessive Deficit Spending

BITCOIN CHECKS THE MONEY PRINTER AND SPENDING 🖨️🤯🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BIG BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump Media Announces DJT Crypto Token Distribution To Companies Shareholders Issuing One Token Per Share.

WALL STREET GETTING A NEW TOKEN 👀🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $7 Trillion Charles Schwab Says “We Have A Plan To Launch Spot Bitcoin And Crypto” In 2026, Saw 400% Traffic Increase On Its Crypto Site Last Year.

BITCOIN IS ONBOARDING WALL STREET 👀🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇰🇷 South Koreans Move $110 Billion (160T Won) In Crypto From Local To Offshore Exchanges Due To Regulatory Restrictions Says Tiger Research Report.

$110 BILLION JUST LEFT THE ROOM 🤫

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🎭 17 Years Ago Today Satoshi Nakamoto Officially Launched Bitcoin To The World Making A Way For New Asset Class.

A NEW ASSET CLASS WAS BORN TODAY ✅🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US President Donald Trump Posted On Truth Social About A Large-Scale Strike Against Venezuela And The Detention Of Venezuela’s Leader, Nicolas Maduro.

Details To Follow And There Will Be A News Conference At 11 A.M. At Mar-A-Lago 📍

WHATS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD 👀

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 Massive U.S. Airstrikes Video Against Military Targets In Caracas, Venezuela.

Dozens Of U.S. Helicopters Are Flying Above The Venezuelan Capital City

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 Breaking: 🇻🇪 🇺🇲 First Photo Released Of Nicolás Maduro In U.S. Custody.

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🇻🇪 Venezuela Nicolás Maduro Regime Holds Up To $60 Billion In Hidden Bitcoin From Looted Gold And Oil Assets, Zeroheadge Reports Claim.

$60 BILLLION IN HIDDEN BITCOIN 👀 🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇻🇪 🇦🇪 Venezuela Dominates Oil Reserves With 303 Billion Barrels Beating UAE’s 113 Billion While UAE Holds 6,420 Bitcoin And Venezuela 240 Bitcoin.

THREE HUNDRED THREE BILLION BARRELS… WOW 🛢️👀🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch