Is the US bond market headed for a crash?

Henry Paulson warns that the $31 trillion Treasuries market needs an urgent backup plan.

If investors demand higher yields, the cost of servicing US debt will skyrocket, creating a vicious cycle of borrowing and debt expansion.

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Is Satoshi Nakamoto the ultimate diamond hands or just a victim of lost keys?

Adam Back argues that the lack of movement in early Bitcoin wallets could be due to a loss of access.

Arkham currently values these holdings at $82.8 billion, though Back insists we can't prove these coins even belong to Satoshi.

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Beyond the 2008 Crisis 📊

The Global Uncertainty Index just broke historical records. While previous spikes (like dot-com or mortgage crashes) had clear triggers, the 2026 landscape is defined by a "multicrisis."

This combination of factors has pushed the world into its most unpredictable state in decades.

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Market Brief: ETF Recovery

Bitcoin ETFs hit a major milestone with $1B in weekly inflows. Ethereum is also seeing a massive resurgence, securing $275M—its strongest weekly result this year.

The data confirms that major players are moving back into long positions after a brief cooling period.

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The $61 Billion Bitcoin Bet

Michael Saylor’s Strategy continues its relentless accumulation, adding 34,164 BTC to its balance sheet this week.

The firm now holds 815,061 BTC with an aggregate purchase price of $61.56 billion.

The purchase was largely funded through the sale of preferred stock, reinforcing Strategy’s role as a digital asset treasury.

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Market Brief: The RWA Push 📊

Coinbase is reportedly in talks with Bybit to bring tokenized U.S. equities to a global audience.

This collaboration aims to provide storage and distribution for pre-IPO assets.

Notably, Bybit will not enter the U.S. directly but will utilize a licensed local partner and a separate team to navigate regulatory requirements.

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Market Brief: The New #1 Whale

Strategy is now the world’s largest public holder of Bitcoin, overtaking the mighty BlackRock.

Strategy’s reserves hit 815,061 BTC this week, edging out BlackRock’s 802,823 BTC.

This milestone highlights Saylor’s relentless conviction compared to the more measured approach of traditional Wall Street funds.

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Market Brief: The ZK Era (2028) 📊

Ethereum is moving toward real-time EVM execution proofs using ZKVM technology. By 2028, mathematical verification will replace trust.

Buterin also highlighted the shift toward quantum-resistant signatures (lattice-based) and the rollout of EIP-8141 to enhance user privacy.

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Market Brief: The Security Gap

While Q1 2026 was relatively quiet with $165M in total losses, April saw a devastating surge to over $630M.

The industry’s vulnerability was exposed by the KelpDAO and Drift protocols, which lost over half a billion dollars combined.

Total losses for 2026 are now nearing the $800M mark.

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Talk about a throwback.

Pavel Durov just got a summons to his childhood apartment.

He’s taking it in stride, jokingly admitting that if protecting your DMs is a crime, then he’s definitely a suspect.

Classic Durov, standing by his encryption principles.

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Big news for crypto: Potential Fed Chair Kevin Warsh says it’s here to stay.

He’s also promised to keep the Fed independent from political pressure.

His plan? New inflation-fighting tools and a leaner Fed balance sheet. This could be the start of a more crypto-friendly era in D.C.

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The hash rate just got some military backup.

Admiral Paparo stated that the U.S. is running a Bitcoin node to test new security protocols.

This isn't about trading—it's about using BTC's unhackable tech to shield the country's most sensitive data networks.

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New theory alert: Satoshi = Finney + Sassaman.

The movie "Finding Satoshi" breaks down how their combined skills match everything we know about Bitcoin's early days.

It’s a bittersweet theory—if true, it means the keys to Satoshi’s fortune are likely buried with them.

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Big changes for creators: Pornhub just nuked USDT as a payment method.

From now on, it’s all about USDC. Why? Because it’s seen as more stable and regulator-friendly.

If you’re a model on the site, make sure to update your wallet to accept USDC.

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Quantum computers sound like sci-fi, but Coinbase says we need to be ready by 2035.

Good news: many of your favorite chains are already building shields. Aptos lets you upgrade security without moving funds, and Algorand has already sent its first quantum-secure transaction.

The future of HODLing is looking resilient!

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Drama in the WLF ecosystem: Justin Sun is officially taking the project to court.

After being hit with a $75M freeze and a voting ban, Sun is crying foul.

WLF says they're just protecting the token from manipulation, but Sun isn't going down without a fight for his millions.

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💳Big win for crypto security: Mastercard is now helping to develop the industry's official safety standards.

This move is all about making the blockchain space more resilient to attacks and establishing global trust.

When Mastercard talks about "secure scaling," the world listens.

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Imagine selling $2.5 billion for $200k.

That's exactly what happened with FTX's stake in Cursor. Alameda was early to the AI game, but the liquidation team sold their 5% share at the entry price.

With Cursor now a tech giant, this is officially the biggest "what if" of the FTX collapse.

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Hormuz Transit Scam Alert!

Fraudsters are promising safe passage for BTC/USDT. Reality Check: The Strait has been blocked by U.S. and Iranian forces since April 12.

Don't fall for "official" crypto invoices—it's a trap that leads to real-world fire.

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