*Unknown mae student holds his forehead*
- You touch your forehead when you listen too much, yeah? I noticed that)

- Professor, can I guess which pearlite is harder?
- You shouldn't guess. Can I guess your final exam grade?

I see some of you are doing nothing and waiting for God. Don’t do that.

Professor:
- Guys, if you get more than 20 points (out of 25) on my quiz, I will buy you coffee
Student:
- What kind of coffee?
Professor:
- Maccoffee. I had some leftovers in my office.

Midterm exam:
- professor I made a mistake. Can I get an extra paper?
-no, u made a mistake. U must suffer.

*students are leaving during the class*
Prof: oh nooo they are evaporating

Do you know why I am so happy today? It’s because I will not be seeing you next week, other professor will😁

Let me tell you something. In Greece, for example…

If I need more than ten minutes, it should be hard. *gives us 1 month to submit*

—This looks like my teacher
—It's an avocado
—Oh

Professor: - Did you understand?
*confusion in the class*
- Confusing?
Unknown MAE student: - fifty-fifty
- Well, that's better

Prof: - you have only one midterm left
- no, two, materials else
- oh, it's easy, you have to just memorize 🤡

*mae student looks at phone and smiles*
- Oh , what happened? You've got more than zero number? Or negative number?

An old guy has to repeat himself thousands times.

I am a car. I am approaching.

—This doesn't look like a heart
—Butt functions
—Exactly

It will only cost you 10 000$. It's almost free.

You're talking about me? I'm fat, OMG!

О, Дамир, как дела, хорошо?
Давно не виделись)

Haters gonna hate and potatoes gonna potate.

Unknown MS student