i care a lot until i don't care at all

Dont take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you, as a joke

my mirror needs a "screenshot" button

Small breasts? That's why your heart gets broken easily, no air bags to support your emotions.

i miss the old days back in 1992 when i didn't exist

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes.

i have two problems in life:

1. difficulty sleeping
2. difficulty waking up

at my worst, alone.

badly wanna sleep for a week.

Freedom of sleep.

life is emotionally abusive

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

I love deadlines. Especially the sound they make as they fly past me.

I finally got my life together. Five minutes later, it fell apart again.

My life is a perfect example of how not to do things

My level of maturity depends on who I'm dealing with

Some people bring happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

I don't have bad luck. I just have a very creative universe.

The good news is I've learned from my mistakes. The bad news is I'm thinking of making a few more

I'm not saying I hate people, but my favorite part of the day is when they leave.

I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.