growing up is realizing squidward wasn’t the bad guy, spongebob was just annoying asf

I stay up late every night, regret it every morning, and then do it all over again.

family be weird too.

pretending you don't notice people staring at you is a life skill

Seeing your relationships inspire us to be single

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead & never disturb them again.

I would rather lose you than the argument

We're in June ? time flies by when your life is falling apart

My life is 50% stress and 50% depression

I automatically say “idk” when i’m too lazy to think

i be like " damn i got a lot to do today " then go lay down

I miss hoodies and cold nights.

telling the song to "shut up" right before you skip it >>>>

i be like “aw cows” and then go eat a cheeseburger

"I want you back"

- Me talking to the money that i spent for nothing.

*removes one airpod*

the fuck u want

getting close to people is something i fear.

When I say “last year,” I’m talking about 2019.

People nowadays trust their phone more than their mirrors

Everybody make sure y’all drop something heavy on the ground tonight so she won’t even be able to rest in hell

6 months into 2026 and I’ve probably enjoyed a total of 4 days