TRADEUP S1 TRACKER
target — 15,000,000 AED
in the pot — 0
owed — 150,000
MACHINES
can-am x3 — listed, 150,000
buckshot x5 — held for liwa
fx svho — held
funco — in the workshop
every number here is real. this message gets edited, never reposted.
updated 27 jul
target — 15,000,000 AED
in the pot — 0
owed — 150,000
MACHINES
can-am x3 — listed, 150,000
buckshot x5 — held for liwa
fx svho — held
funco — in the workshop
every number here is real. this message gets edited, never reposted.
updated 27 jul
this is the BoredPuma channel.
we buy machines, bring them up to standard, and sell them higher. one pot. one goal. 15,000,000 AED.
WHAT'S HERE
the tracker, pinned above. it gets edited, never reposted.
what we bought, what we paid, what we sold it for.
every number, before it goes to instagram or youtube.
WHAT'S NOT HERE
nothing for sale except the machines. no course, no token, no membership fee.
we don't DM you. ever. anyone who does is not us.
WANT TO TALK?
the inner circle is where the arguing happens. it's private and you have to be approved. link below.
season 1 starts now. every number real.
we buy machines, bring them up to standard, and sell them higher. one pot. one goal. 15,000,000 AED.
WHAT'S HERE
the tracker, pinned above. it gets edited, never reposted.
what we bought, what we paid, what we sold it for.
every number, before it goes to instagram or youtube.
WHAT'S NOT HERE
nothing for sale except the machines. no course, no token, no membership fee.
we don't DM you. ever. anyone who does is not us.
WANT TO TALK?
the inner circle is where the arguing happens. it's private and you have to be approved. link below.
season 1 starts now. every number real.
Season 1... the goals 🐆
- The weight comes down as the pot goes up
- FAFO is always there. 🐔
- Get closer to God
- We only sell for profit
- No interest. Ever. Cash and machines only
- Fair pricing: labor, marketing, love... priced in and documented
- Every machine leaves BoredPuma 'Full Send' certified.
- Cheapest route to the best outcome
- Make friends. Build the community and buy a Pagani
You're early. That's the whole point.
- The weight comes down as the pot goes up
- FAFO is always there. 🐔
- Get closer to God
- We only sell for profit
- No interest. Ever. Cash and machines only
- Fair pricing: labor, marketing, love... priced in and documented
- Every machine leaves BoredPuma 'Full Send' certified.
- Cheapest route to the best outcome
- Make friends. Build the community and buy a Pagani
You're early. That's the whole point.
LIVE RIGHT NOW 🟡
MACHINE #1: Can-Am Maverick X3 MAX X RS Turbo RR
150,000 AED... with trailer, full major re-service
MACHINE #2: 2025 Yamaha FX SVHO
119,499 AED... under 1 engine hour. Yes, under one.
Both 'Full Send' Certified. First serious offer in here gets first viewing.
📊 The board: boredpuma.netlify.app
MACHINE #1: Can-Am Maverick X3 MAX X RS Turbo RR
150,000 AED... with trailer, full major re-service
MACHINE #2: 2025 Yamaha FX SVHO
119,499 AED... under 1 engine hour. Yes, under one.
Both 'Full Send' Certified. First serious offer in here gets first viewing.
📊 The board: boredpuma.netlify.app
Here's the situation...
We owe 150,000 AED on the next machine.
The two above have to sell first.No plan B.
Machine #3 is something we've wanted for a long time.
Can't say more yet.
When it lands, you'll see it here before anywhere else.
We owe 150,000 AED on the next machine.
The two above have to sell first.
Machine #3 is something we've wanted for a long time.
Can't say more yet.
When it lands, you'll see it here before anywhere else.
ON THE BOARD RIGHT NOW
Can-Am Maverick X3 MAX X RS Turbo RR
2024 · 280 hrs · with trailer · full major re-service
150,000 AED
Yamaha FX SVHO
2025 · under 1 engine hour · supercharged 1.8L
109,550 AED just dropped
Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R
2012 · 34,000 km · performance tuned
35,000 AED
Every one of them Full Send Certified.
On the board: 294,550 AED of machines.
NEED MONEY FOR PAGANI 🐈⬛
Full send. No limits.
Can-Am Maverick X3 MAX X RS Turbo RR
2024 · 280 hrs · with trailer · full major re-service
150,000 AED
Yamaha FX SVHO
2025 · under 1 engine hour · supercharged 1.8L
109,550 AED just dropped
Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R
2012 · 34,000 km · performance tuned
35,000 AED
Every one of them Full Send Certified.
On the board: 294,550 AED of machines.
NEED MONEY FOR PAGANI 🐈⬛
Full send. No limits.