I just had the most Ace experience ever
A person just came into my work and wanted to rent a vehicle. I went through the whole contract and when I went to take a payment, I asked "How would you like to pay?"
Them: Well, what methods do you take?
Me: Most people use a credit card.
Them: Are there any other options?
Me: We also accept checks and cash.
Them: Oh. You see, I'm a little tight on cash so are there any other methods of payment?
Me: No, we only take credit, cash, or check.
Them: Well what about you? Maybe we can come to some sort of arrangement.
Me: I don't know what you're referring to.
Them: Really. quite impatient
Me: Ugh.
Them: How about we fuck then you pay for my rental.
Me: Um, no thank you?
Them: No thank you! Are you calling me ugly?
Me: No, I'd just rather complete this rental.
Them: Oh, you're dating someone and don't want to cheat.
Me: No, I'm single. I just don't accept sex as payment.
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you? Can you get your manager?
Me: ....
Them: Well?
Me: 2 problems. 1) You want to complain to a manager because I am not accepting sex as a means of payment. I don't think that's going to work.
Them: Okay, and what's the other problem?
Me: I am the manager. Now will that be cash, credit, or check?
Them: annoyed grumble credit.
I always thought events like this were a made up for porn or something, but now I can't stop laughing. I felt i had to share this purely because of the absurdity of it all.
https://redd.it/ufg415
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A person just came into my work and wanted to rent a vehicle. I went through the whole contract and when I went to take a payment, I asked "How would you like to pay?"
Them: Well, what methods do you take?
Me: Most people use a credit card.
Them: Are there any other options?
Me: We also accept checks and cash.
Them: Oh. You see, I'm a little tight on cash so are there any other methods of payment?
Me: No, we only take credit, cash, or check.
Them: Well what about you? Maybe we can come to some sort of arrangement.
Me: I don't know what you're referring to.
Them: Really. quite impatient
Me: Ugh.
Them: How about we fuck then you pay for my rental.
Me: Um, no thank you?
Them: No thank you! Are you calling me ugly?
Me: No, I'd just rather complete this rental.
Them: Oh, you're dating someone and don't want to cheat.
Me: No, I'm single. I just don't accept sex as payment.
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you? Can you get your manager?
Me: ....
Them: Well?
Me: 2 problems. 1) You want to complain to a manager because I am not accepting sex as a means of payment. I don't think that's going to work.
Them: Okay, and what's the other problem?
Me: I am the manager. Now will that be cash, credit, or check?
Them: annoyed grumble credit.
I always thought events like this were a made up for porn or something, but now I can't stop laughing. I felt i had to share this purely because of the absurdity of it all.
https://redd.it/ufg415
@asexualityonreddit
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I just had the most Ace experience ever
A person just came into my work and wanted to rent a vehicle. I went through the whole contract and when I went to take a payment, I asked "How...
I came out as asexual to my muslim parents.
I thought that they would think that anything part of the lgbtq+ community means gay but i found out if i explained it in a clear way they would understand and accept me as ace.
i am happy now.
https://redd.it/ug14o4
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I thought that they would think that anything part of the lgbtq+ community means gay but i found out if i explained it in a clear way they would understand and accept me as ace.
i am happy now.
https://redd.it/ug14o4
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I came out as asexual to my muslim parents.
I thought that they would think that anything part of the lgbtq+ community means gay but i found out if i explained it in a clear way they would...
I MADE ACE DINO (what should I call it?) this was my first crochet project ever and it turned out so well I think!
https://redd.it/ug968a
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https://redd.it/ug968a
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I MADE ACE DINO (what should I call it?) this was my first crochet...
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