I make a lot of sex jokes BECAUSE I'm asexual.

I think that because I don't get any arousal from sex/naughty bits, sex is even weirder and goofier to me, but I think that that makes it even funnier.

You're telling me that I'm supposed to stick my meatstick in someone's meathole, move it around a bunch, say a bunch of cringy shit during the act and then squirt some goo out? And that most people think this act is the best thing in the world? That's pretty funny.

You're telling me that people like butts? Doesn't poop come from there? And people want to lick them and put their genitals in them? That's so gross that it's funny.

You're telling me that people like breasts? I think I sucked on one or two as a baby, but I'm an adult now. I feel like Freud would probably have a lot to say about that. Also, they're just lumps of fat. I really don't get it. But, that's funny.

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Humor often derives from absurdity, and since sex is so absurd to me, sex jokes are even funnier. But that's just my two cents.

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Feeling uncomfortable by genitalia jokes?

For me, I just get like super hella terribly uncomfortable when any of "deez nutz" or really anything related to genitals is included anywhere, and I'm just so done with it.
It's just disgusting, and most people seem not to care at all, like everyone just LOVED these. Christ, I get sex jokes when you aren't getting into anything, but why be so explict about it.
Am I the only one so repulsed?

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Ummm...

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Hung up my ace aro flag!
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SPACE DRAGON ACE DRAGON
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I made you guys a flag, please enjoy
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*dies in dead*

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I noticed my bed fits the acethetic
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Yeah sex us great but

Have you ever gotten under a heated blanket and felt warm without having to produce the heat yourself.

Yes I had a very good winter nap if you're wondering.

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Can somebody be aro-ace, but still hetero/ homo/ bi?

I've met this guy who is ace and seems to be aro, but something confuses me. He was speaking about a potential future partner but has never had a crush or been in love at all (he's in his mid 20s). He also said that he doesn't crave or need a realtionship, but could still imagine one in theory. Now the confusing part: but only with a woman.
How can you be aro-ace, but still have a gender preference? Can aestethic and platonic attraction still be hetero or homo?
I for example am also grey-aro and ace, but don't really have a gender preference. I just can't understand, somebody please explain. (By the way I asked him and he can't really put it into words, but it's not because of societies standards).

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please note: i do not condone violence.... or at least, not murder.
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just a little reminder ✨
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Oh dear
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i must make a confession. Hate on me all you want.

sourdough bread > garlic bread, in my opinion.

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Guess I’ll die

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Me an anxious ace
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asexuals, what are your opinions on ace flux people?

this is a question for asexuals because, im ace flux, and lately ive been feeling extremely invalid and like im just faking it. so i was wondering what you guys think?

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happy chaotic asexual holidays!
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