Please save kiss emjois until after marriage.

I gotta add to this... I used to be in the SC State Guard. When Sandy hit, we literally flew 2 stroke oil and bar oil to NJ. They bought a warehouse full of chainsaws but no oils. And no spare chains.

My wife isn't the best cook, but I love her. She's never been able to get gravy just right, but I've stayed with her through thick and thin.

It's getting serious folks.

They never did apologize for killing Jesus.

They are now making exploding prayer mats. Prophets are thru the roof!

And....

Atheism is a non-prophet religion.

That's all the puns I have today. Park's closed the moose out front should have told you.

What happens when you put 200 stray cats in prison?