I let out a loud stinky fart in bed then told my wife I'm just saying “I love you” from another orifice.
She said "Thanks asshole”

Two Jewish guys are walking down the street

And they go by a church. There's a sign out front that says, "we'll give you 100 dollars to get baptized and be saved by Jesus."

The one guy smiles and says, "I'm going to do it. I mean hey, I'll be getting a hundred bucks just to take a bath."

The other guy thinks there must be some catch, so he says he'll wait outside. His friend goes into the church and comes back a few minutes later, dripping wet. He asks his friend, "so, did you get the hundred dollars?"

His friend says, "Is money all you people ever think about?"

Free Palestine. And Mohammed.

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Probably a repost, don't care

Just an FYI... all in one washer / dryer tends to have a lot of lint stick to the drum liner. The next wash load will wash all that lint thru and into the filter trap at the bottom of the washer. Previous to having one of these, the ONLY thing I ever found in the trap at the bottom was screws left in my jeans. What I pulled out this morning looked like the shower drain when the wife shaves for a frisky friday night. If you have one of these washers you may as well proactively clean that trap every 3 months.