Damn 👀

I let out a loud stinky fart in bed then told my wife I'm just saying “I love you” from another orifice.
She said "Thanks asshole”

Two Jewish guys are walking down the street

And they go by a church. There's a sign out front that says, "we'll give you 100 dollars to get baptized and be saved by Jesus."

The one guy smiles and says, "I'm going to do it. I mean hey, I'll be getting a hundred bucks just to take a bath."

The other guy thinks there must be some catch, so he says he'll wait outside. His friend goes into the church and comes back a few minutes later, dripping wet. He asks his friend, "so, did you get the hundred dollars?"

His friend says, "Is money all you people ever think about?"

Free Palestine. And Mohammed.

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