Wife just cruised thru for lunch and told me a funny. After the rehearsal for a wedding her grandmother turned down her hearing aids because she wasn't interested in the conversations going on. A few minutes later everyone was raising their hands so she raised hers too. Everyone started laughing at her. She turned up her hearing aids to see what was so funny.... the question had been who wants to play a round of golf tomorrow morning before the wedding and now they are asking her what time they should pick up up at the house.

GMT-800 production

Hey, show some appreciation for the new guy today. Tell him he's a model employee. Then tell him a model is something that looks like the real thing but doesn't work.