You call that a knife?

New insult unlocked

Two nuns are riding their bicycles around the backstreets of Rome.
One nun looks over at the other and says, "You know, I've never come this way before."

The other replies, "Must be the cobblestones."

A toothpaste company had complains from retailers that 10% of the rectangular tooth paste boxes were empty. So they hired an engineer to find a way to make sure that each box had a tube of tooth paste in it. He came up with a system that had a scale in the middle of the conveyor belt that weighed each tube as it went by. If a box was found to be empty, the belt stopped and an alarm went off. Old Joe would have to come over and reset everything and start the line again.

The first week they found thousands of empty boxes. The second week exactly 0 empty box alarms. The engineer went to the site and found that Old Joe had put a large pedestal fan near the conveyor belt just ahead of the scale. The fan would blow any empty boxes off the line before the scale.

Never underestimate the ingenuity of a redneck.

NYC is wild

In a world of possibilities

Can't swim, can't ski, good grief.

Tug-of-War with a metal chain? What could go wrong?

Need more meat for the meatgrinder. @EnjoyTheD

😬...No Bueno

There's some girl boss suing Twitter because she got fired when Musk bought it and streamlined operations. Says she was fired for being female. My guess is she wasn't a productive contributor to the bottom line.