I learned this with my many years assembling aircrafts for Boeing.

If you could not brake check a truck when on your bike, that’d be great

Next time don’t spit on grandpa.

No gooning.

Customer states breaker makes a hissing sound.

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She kept screaming.
I don't care how much she begs, I am keeping the umbrella.

Confucius says "takes many nails to build crib..."
"...but only one screw to fill it!"

Teach em young 😂✨✨

When you get paid per pose not by the hour

Where are the kids?