Boy asks dad why we say people have a green thumb when their thumbs aren't actually green.

Dad says "people don't really have green thumbs but if they are good at gardening, we say they have a green thumb. It's like when you catch someone stealing red handed but their hands are actually black.

They like their chicken, eh?

Retiree misses the job

Keeping tradition alive

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Poor bastard