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Must be a euro paying a visit

The HR Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar: "I am ready."

Manager: "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."

Manager: "Go ahead."

Mujibar: "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems in India. No doubt you have spoken to him.

US politicians: No civilian needs a rifle.
Their grandma back home in Israel:

real