Working Men Memes
21.1K subscribers
7.21K photos
20.7K videos
12 files
1.67K links
Today’s safety meeting is about what you did yesterday!


ᴡᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴍ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ sᴄᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs!
Download Telegram
You could swap the populations of Iceland and Haiti, and within one generation Haiti would thrive and Iceland would crumble.

Ants are not the product of the ant hill.
The ant hill is the product of the ants.
💯1737🔥5👍41👎1
Forwarded from Jod
Media is too big
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
🤣44💯224
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
🔥10642👏24👍10🌭3🤯2🫡21🥰1
Send apprentice to get striped paint.

Apprentice comes back saying the paint guy wants to know if it’s for horizontal or vertical stripes.
😁128👍1
Smart car makes trucks now? A smuck?
🤣106🥰9🤮7👎5🔥4👍3🤯1🤡1🖕1
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT 🔥🔥
(Aaron Fotheringham was born with Spina Bifida)
Please open Telegram to view this post
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
🏆170👏16👍11🔥7🫡3🖕2❤‍🔥1👎1🤮1
Forwarded from OneStop
Media is too big
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
🌚99😱34🍌7👍53🥰1
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
I'm conflicted 🤔
22👎16🦄7🤔6🍌2🤷‍♀1🖕1
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
🤣94😁6👍2🍌21
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
I also like a freshly struck wooden match.
💯69🤮9👍3👎1🖕1
👍 or 👎
👍225👎103🤮8🔥3🎃3🖕1
Forwarded from WØLFSHIƏLD Studios (Lord WØLFSHIƏLD)
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
🤣136😁18🤡42
Forwarded from Off The Grid (Eighty🍁Canadian)
😁72🤣66🌚14😢6👀3😱21
Forwarded from Skittle's Corner ™️ (Eighty🍁Canadian)
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
Redneck Life 👍🍁
🤣85👍15👎53🏆3🔥1🥱1🖕1
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
Whoopsies
🥴83😢118😁533👍1🥰1
Forwarded from HickTown
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
🤡70😁48👍5🆒5💅42🥰2🥴1
Forwarded from Et In Arcadia Ego (Alt Skull️)
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
What crime did he commit?

@AltSkull48
😭6416👍3💊3🥰2😇2🤮1
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
🤬80🌚22👍32🥰1🎉1🥴1
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
🤮127😁21💩92👍2🌚2🥰1🤡1🫡1
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin, they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake and they both knew it.

He said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet under your bed to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. She added, "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"That's a great idea!", he said, now totally aroused.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted and didn't care.
😁87🤣389