One for the new guy tomorrow. Tell him you went to a fortune teller over the weekend to get your palm read. The woman was tracing "this" line on your hand (show him your hand). She said there was a fork in my life path. Then she asked to feel my neck.. grab your own neck and tell him "she felt a lump in one this side of my neck... she said it was from a scar from a chain collar in my previous life... that I had been a dog... a very vicious dog. Then offer the new guy to feel that "lump".... and when he reaches up bark and try to bite his hand... "careful there.... she said I was a bad dog".
I really wanna know how many guys fall for this shit.
I really wanna know how many guys fall for this shit.
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Imagine not understanding how to use crutches
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💘 Romance on the streets of Moscow
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How it feels to be a White man in America https://t.co/AJkXj5gyLv
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Forwarded from Bictor's Bizzare Shitpost (arkTermos)
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
First a tractor.
First a tractor.
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