The Lord of the Gains: Fellowship of the Whey

Nope.

For the new guy today....

A twosome is with two people.
A threesome is with three people...
I guess that's why people call you handsome.

Asian Woman slaps "liberal White Women" in the face who constantly complain about White Men

Go ahead, buy a white monster at the gas station.

GM chat. It's a great day to be reasonable 🤗

And he didn't even use the auto pen this time ✍

All it's missing is Kool-Aid flavored pineapple spears to wash it all down

Completely justified 🏆

>orders lunch from restaurant
>leaves without paying the tab
>has a wad of cash in his pants
>his cash was for shooting dice
>on parole for automobile theft
>he violated his parole over $11

Always on parole
Always pregnant
Always dindu nuffin
Such a dead weight on America

Life is a cruel mistress 🥀