A man with a lisp walks in a bar and shouts “free beers outside!”

So everyone in the bar, except the bartender, ran outside in excitement.

The bartender, visibly angry, yells at the man “what the hell did you do that for? Now i have no customers!!”

The man says “Sorry mister, i honestly didnt fink any of those men would be brave enough to fight a grizzly beer, let alone free of them”

Get yours soon before all the Yts steal them due to social economic factors and such

The IMAX theatre is a Jewish prison meant to dim the bright spirit of sensitive young men like this guy

My veterinarian has a sense of humor.

"back to the kitchen" intensifies 💅

Cmon man, stole it right after I posted it. Telegram admins are the most oppressed race

It do be like that sometimes 🤷🏾‍♂

A cyberattack of undetermined origin disrupted water treatment plants in at least 30 communities in Minnesota.— Article

This an abomination (unless the test subjects are all telegram scam posters)

Chasing the cardio bunnies out of my gym so I can RETVRN TO TRADITION

They are doing this to me (every) Monday

🇺🇸🇻🇦Tyquan Johnson, whose 2007 birth was declared a miracle by Pope Leo XIV last year, is now wanted for a double shooting that wounded two men in Newport.