Blonde woman calls her mother crying. She says there's been a terrible accident at her husbands work. He has cut off his finger.

The mother in law asks "His whole finger?"

blonde: no, the one next to that one.

Iran has adapted Sesame Street for their children's TV programming. Everything's the same, all the characters are the same, except the Count has been replaced...with the Ayatollah Howmany.

yeah, that's one's bad.

White People Things

HVAC education

Our boy just needed some egg drop soup 🍲

They wuz losers n shiiieeetttt

Mitch McConnell will be joining Senate Hearings remotely to lead Republicans to another history loss 🫡

This is the statue that was built at Utah Value University, why would Erika approve this 😭

🚨 BREAKING POOS 🚨 Taco Bell is under scrutiny for a massive outbreak of Cyclospora or as we normal folk call it..explosive diarrhea 🤯 💩

Our investigative team went tracked down the national manager to find out what's going on with this beloved fast food chain 🌮

👳🏾‍♂: SAAR! ( Inaudible fart noises and head bobbling ) I assure you our all indian and black staff are washing their hands, feet, armpits and asses as we prep the dog food with sour cream you crave the most.

We are not Burger King, we have standards

Thank God that kind American business owner was able to clear up those accusations

Source!? Please pass the Pepto 🩷