In England it's called a lift, but in America it's called an elevator.

I guess people are just raised differently.

Blonde woman calls her mother crying. She says there's been a terrible accident at her husbands work. He has cut off his finger.

The mother in law asks "His whole finger?"

blonde: no, the one next to that one.

Iran has adapted Sesame Street for their children's TV programming. Everything's the same, all the characters are the same, except the Count has been replaced...with the Ayatollah Howmany.

yeah, that's one's bad.

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