Based Pyramid bros ⚠️

The USG contracted Disney during WW2 to produce a film telling Mexicans not to poop on crops.

That was 80 years ago.

They still poop on crops.

I want robots to grow my food 😐

Tales from steel mill.

Tales from the papermill: Guys this is the end. I'm all out of stories. Hope you've enjoyed but mostly hope that at least a few of them make you think so you can keep all your fingers and come home every night. If I think of anymore, I'll publish them.

Every decision you are faced with today is the result of a culmination of your previous choices. You can thank ‘old you’ for the tough or stupid position ‘old you’ has put you in. Starting today make things easier of future you.

In England it's called a lift, but in America it's called an elevator.

I guess people are just raised differently.

Blonde woman calls her mother crying. She says there's been a terrible accident at her husbands work. He has cut off his finger.

The mother in law asks "His whole finger?"

blonde: no, the one next to that one.