Tales from the papermill: In the machine shop, one of the guys was turning a shaft down to size. He had a huge spiral chip going... feeds and speeds just right. and that chip got wrapped around the work piece and then wrapped around his hand. sliced right thru between two fingers... lucky it didn't cut any tendons or remove a finger.

Do these actually work? Or are they Chinese slop? 🤔

Send her this

You can't park...... never mind... you can park there.

While ice fishing with his wife, Sven ran out of hooch. So he sent his wife across the lake to the liquor store. While she was on the way, he called ahead and told them to put the bottle of liquor on his account because he hadn't sent his wife with any money. The store owner asked if he'd forgotten and he said "no, I didn't want to send money with her, we're not sure how thick the ice is".

who the hell gave this nigga the permission to play with the golf ball of instant retardation