Tales from the sawmill: guys were jackassing around at the saw mill and one of them got too close to a saw blade and cut his ear off. He started hollering and everyone comes over to help. They all get down on hands and knees looking for his ear. After a few minutes, one of them finds the missing ear.

The guy says "nah that's not my ear. Mine had a pencil behind it."

Now that pride month is over, Home Depot says they will resume selling straight lumber.

Is this video from the construction site flooding yesterday??? https://t.me/WorkingMenMemes/41298

The Odyssey is Peak Cinema!

Bravo Christopher Nolan, Bravo 👏👏

The face that launched a thousand Carnival Cruise ships 🚢🛥🛳⛴

Greetings from the US 🤗

Daily White pill.

Stop doom and glooming.

Stop taking the black pill.

Remember who you are.

Remember what's important: God, family, folk.

God with us.

#GodWithUs #dailyarmourofgod
#whitepill #dailyencouragement #feelgood #Godandfamily

Keep them in the kitchen guys

Here's the real reason CERN got shut down.

Sidenote, this is literally my professional vocation. It's not that terrible, it only smellz