This is us when we meet

The "enchanced games" will result in zero new world records because everyone is already juiced up lmao.

Oh shit. I was at this mill three years ago. https://www.columbian.com/news/2026/may/26/several-people-suffer-burn-inhalation-injuries-when-tank-implodes-at-longview-pulp-and-paper-mill/

Imagine a group of people so awful, they need laws to prevent people from hating them.

Tales from the paper mill: At an unknown mill guys were going inside a stock tank. So confined space sniff was done and passed. The first guy stepped thru the hole and in about 30 seconds passed out. Another guy went in to get him. And a third. All succumbed. Turns out there was paper stock on the bottom of the tank and it had crusted over. First guy in the hole stepped thru the crust and allowed H2S to escape.

Don't assume that because a hole just got sniffed that it's safe 10 seconds later. Don't go in after your buddy without SCBA. Make sure you stage SCBA at the hole. Tie a rope on your buddy.