Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is a little lighter.

Pro tip for ya'll. Is your car paid off but you worried if you're in a wreck the insurance company will tell you it's worth $800? Well then put a mechanic's lein on your own car. Now the insurance company has to pay off the lien. put it in your dad or wife's name.

Edit: a whole bunch of you just went "hmmmmmmmmm"

This is us when we meet

The "enchanced games" will result in zero new world records because everyone is already juiced up lmao.

Oh shit. I was at this mill three years ago. https://www.columbian.com/news/2026/may/26/several-people-suffer-burn-inhalation-injuries-when-tank-implodes-at-longview-pulp-and-paper-mill/