I got a buddy who works for Brobeil elevator company in germany. He says the sounds these cams and relays make is a song for him... he can hear when a note is missing. He sometimes hears in his sleep.

@eternalfren hits the trails

Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is a little lighter.

Pro tip for ya'll. Is your car paid off but you worried if you're in a wreck the insurance company will tell you it's worth $800? Well then put a mechanic's lein on your own car. Now the insurance company has to pay off the lien. put it in your dad or wife's name.

Edit: a whole bunch of you just went "hmmmmmmmmm"

This is us when we meet

The "enchanced games" will result in zero new world records because everyone is already juiced up lmao.