Congrats to George Floyd on 6 years of sobriety

George Droyd

Tales from the paper mill: At IP Savannah they have a "lowerator". A combination elevator and conveyor to lower rolls of paper from the machine floor to the basement. It stopped working so E&I went to investigate. With two shift superintendents watching, the E&I guy got under it and tripped a photocell. The bed of the lowerator came down on him and crushed him. 15 minutes later they're calling his wife to tell her she's a widow.

What JSA? What lockout? Who needs that shit? His kids could sure use a few more weekends with him.

A before O or up ya go!

I got a buddy who works for Brobeil elevator company in germany. He says the sounds these cams and relays make is a song for him... he can hear when a note is missing. He sometimes hears in his sleep.

@eternalfren hits the trails

Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is a little lighter.

Pro tip for ya'll. Is your car paid off but you worried if you're in a wreck the insurance company will tell you it's worth $800? Well then put a mechanic's lein on your own car. Now the insurance company has to pay off the lien. put it in your dad or wife's name.

Edit: a whole bunch of you just went "hmmmmmmmmm"

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