Marty is going through a bit of a mid-life crisis and says to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to ninja camp.” "Ninja camp?" she responds, "What the hell are you talking about?” “This has been my lifelong dream. And when it’s done, I’ll be a certified ninja.”

“Are you just trying to get out of your chores? It’s been months and you haven’t cleaned the garage, changed the smoke detectors, anchored the new cabinets, sanded the back porch—
“Yeah yeah yeah, I’ll get to all that after I get back from ninja camp.”

Two weeks later, the door swings open and Marty’s wife sees a ninja dressed in black with a full mask standing there with a bloody katana.
“So, how was ninja camp?” she asks.
The ninja removes his mask and she sees it’s not Marty, but a young Asian man.
He lowers his head and says, “I regret to inform you that yesterday your husband challenged me to a battle to the death. I was the victor, and he has been slain.”
“Oh no! My poor Marty!”
“By the ninja code, I am honor-bound to both inform you and assist you in anything you might need.”
“Oh good,” she chirps. “I do have a list.” 

We should be stacking bodies like fire wood by now 🪵🪓

Finland vs USA police interaction.

Quality change.

Sean Strickland goes off after being asked to tone down trash talk by reporter ahead of UFC 328

Full video at MMACrazy on YouTube ▶️

#UFC #SeanStrickland #KhamzatChimaev #mma #UFC328

Induction heating fir pipe bending

He deserves a pardon 🙏🏼

Admin face reveal @drypie teaching you how to meme

Damn porch Karen's breathing up all the white man's air